So I downloaded this hook up app and on this app you could go global, it wasnt just your local area.
Anyway, I saw this really hot chocolate guy and his thighs were really really really hot. Like really hot.
I was really nervous cause you know, first impressions count and I had no idea what to say to come across cool.
So I said "Thick thighs make the **** rise*
I never got a reply.