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Fox News: Paris Hilton Goes To Jail
Paris paid Fox Five News to cover this story, it was filmed like a mini-documentary. The footage starts with Paris drinking wildly at a club before she walks into her car and starts driving. The beginning of the video is taped by Paris herself with an iPhone until Fox Five takes over when things get interesting. Paris looks through her glove compartment while driving down the highway with one hand on the wheel, she finds what she's looking for and grabs a cheap cd casing with a basic cd inside it, on the cd "Mariah Carey The Stygian Chevalier" is written with pink sharpie. It seems as though Paris has an illegal copy of Mariah's new album as she puts the album in. Paris skips all the songs one after the other because she doesn't really like it, she continues driving as she goes through her glove compartment again. Paris finds the physical CD of "heartbreaker" and takes Mariah's CD out and puts it back in it's casing, dropping it on the empty passenger seat while she starts blasting her own song, heartbreaker.
Police sirens are heard as Paris opens the window and says "the **** is this" into the iPhone camera recording her. The police tell Paris to pull over but she doesn't for about thirty seconds, when she finally pulls over she tries flirting with the officer who can smell the liquor in her breath. She turns the lights on in the car and the camera is now being recorded by the Fox crew. The officer sees the illegal copy of Mariah's new album, the officer tells Paris to immediately step out of the car as she is being charged for two criminal offenses. Drunk Under The Influence & Not Legally Buying Mariah's Album. The cop makes Paris take a breathalyzer, she is way too intoxicated. He takes her and drives her to a station nearby as Paris plays "heartbreaker" on her iPhone, promo is promo  .
Paris steps into the jail and says "I'm innocent" as she starts stumbling over, the cop then takes her to a room for her mug shot and she immediately wakes up. "Omg photo-shoot?" "Hold on, I need my playlist". Paris once again plays "heartbreaker" as she fixes her hair and puts on makeup/fake eyelashes. Paris also takes out an HD camera cream to hide imperfections for the mug shot. Paris says "Ok I'm ready" and takes the picture.
They put Paris in a straightjacket and tell her that she will serve 24 hours for the D.U.I and 22 days for the illegal copy of Mariah's album. Paris screams: "ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! I HAVE A SINGLE TO PROMOTE, HEARTBREAKER IS #1 ON iTUNES!!! IS THIS A JOKE? I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS. BRING THAT BITCH MARIAH HERE RIGHT NOW, I WILL BEAT THAT BASIC SINGING CHANTEUSE! LET ME OUT OF HERE, I WANT MY PHONE CALL. DADDY!!!!!!"
The video then fades back to a stunned Fox Five host who says "Paris really is getting crazy over this damn #1 on iTunes, I wonder what will happen if it drops to #2". The hosts discuss the song and say that it is a good pop song but that Paris is taking success too seriously, the hosts also discuss the issue of Mariah's album saying that neither hosts owns Mariah's album so "how is it a crime?" if they aren't arrested. After they say this two police officers come and arrest the hosts as heartbreaker plays in the background and Fox Five News goes off the air and transitions to Paris' lyric video for "heartbreaker".
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Nobody wants to collaborate on Ellie's flop album
