Your Face
Why are bears covered in hair? Fur protection.
DillonATRL is actually straight!
Talking Cupcakes
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.
What for? You won't use my answer in the bonus round anyway.
this round
veronica
What does Katy Perry call her grandmother? Nothing, she doesn't have any Grammys.
Becky G is talented
No.
Rita Ora's career
Ke$ha
Gaga's comeback
It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.
Difference between Amy Winehouse and Madonna? Amy will never get old.
#antiiscoming #atrlupdateiscoming
Knock Knock. Who's there? Britney Spears. Britney Spears who? Britney Jean Spears
my life is a joke
Too tired to think about one tbh
You
Katy
- It weaves, spins and is not a weaver. What's that? - Spider.
A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!". The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"
Knock knock! Who's there? Tinashe's career! Oh wait...
Children in the backseat can cause accidents. Accidents in the backseat can cause children.
Your sex life. LOL aren't I original
So, Prismy, what's good ?
What do you call a closeted homosexual? ---DOMINO
One day a man decides that he wants to become a monk, so he goes to the local monastery and talks to the head monk the monk agrees to give him a tour of the monastery. During the tour they pass a corridor with a strange sound coming from the far end. The guy asks the monk what the sound is. "I'm afraid I can't tell you that because you're not a monk", the monk replies. So they continue their tour and after it's finished the guy decides he will become a monk and is initiated into the monastery. After a few weeks he walks past the corridor again and hears the sound. So he goes to the head monk and says "I'm a monk now, can you tell me what the sound is" "I won't tell you what it is", says the monk, "but you can go and see" So the guy sets off down the corridor. After a while he comes to a locked door so he goes to the monk and says "There's a door, can I have the key?" So the monk gives him the key and he sets off back down the corridor. He gets to the door and unlocks it and continues down the corridor. However he come to a second door, also locked, so he goes back to the monk and gets the key to the second door. And he goes down the corridor but he's forgotten the key to the first door, so he gets the key to the first door and he opens the first door but he's forgotten the key to the second door. So he gets the key to the second door and he opens the second door and he continues down the corridor. However he soon comes to yet another door so he goes back to the monk and gets the key to the third door. And he goes down the corridor but he's forgotten the key to the first door so he gets the key to the first door but he's forgotten the key to the second door so he gets the key to the second door but he's forgotten the key to the third door so he gets the key to third door and he opens the third door and he continues down the corridor. However, he comes to a pool and he realises he will have to swim underwater to get across. Not knowing how far it is he goes back to the monk who gives him an aqualung. And he goes back down the corridor but he's forgotten the key to the first door so he gets the key to the first door and he opens the first door but he's forgotten the key to the second door so he gets the key to the second door and he opens the second door but he's forgotten the key to the third door so he gets the key to the third door and he opens the third door but he's forgotten the aqualung so he gets the aqualung and he swims across the pool and when he surfaces on the other side he is faced with a fourth door. So he goes back to the monk and gets the key to the fourth door. And he goes down the corridor but he's forgotten the key to the first door so he gets the key to the first door and he opens the first door but he's forgotten the key to the second door so he gets the key to the second door and he opens the second door but he's forgotten the key to third door so he gets the key to the third door and he opens the third door but he's forgotten the aqualung so he gets the aqualung and he swims across the pool but he's forgotten the key to the fourth door so he gets the key to fourth door and he opens the fourth door and he finds himself in a pitch black room. He can tell this is where the noise is coming from but he can't see what it is so he goes back to the monk and gets a torch. And he goes down the corridor but he's forgotten the key to the first door so he gets the key to the first door and he opens the first door but he's forgotten the key to the second door so he gets the key to the second door and he opens the second door but he's forgotten the key to the third door so he gets the key to the third door and he opens the third door but he's forgotten the aqualung so he gets the aqualung and he swims across the pool but he's forgotten the key to the fourth door so he gets the key to the fourth door and he opens the fourth door but he's forgotten the torch so he gets the torch and he goes into the room and flicks on the torch. But he doesn't see anything because the torch has no batteries. So he goes to the monk and he gets some batteries. And he goes down the corridor but he's forgotten the key to the first door so he gets the key to the first door and he opens the first door but he's forgotten the key to the second door so he gets the key to the second door and he opens the second door but he's forgotten the key to the third door so he gets the key to the third door and he opens the third door but he's forgotten the aqualung so he gets the aqualung and he swims across the pool (having crossed the pool so many times he decides he probably didn't actually need the aqualung in the first place) but he's forgotten the key to the fourth door so he gets the key to the fourth door and he opens the fourth door but he's forgotten the torch so he gets the torch and he goes into the room and he flicks on the torch and he sees ... well, I can't tell you that because you're not a monk
a joke
Your life!
"About to work out, you should try it fatty!"
Wottice.
R8 will be released this November.
What's the difference between snowmen and snowladies? Snowballs
