In 30-40 years we will slowly watch all of our faves die and see them being tributed by people like Blue Ivy.
And Madonna will still be there, LAUGHING as loudly as she can over the noise of her life support machine that she had wheeled in with her to the Oscars. Seeing "LADY GAGA" on the screen, she'll let out one last WHEEZE, dust and anthrax flying into the air and causing everyone around her, including her 14-year-old boyfriend, to cough uncontrollably before she finally gives, and the room goes silent save for the ear-piercing pitch of her flat-lined heart rate monitor.
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