The most annoying part of this photograph, besides the fact that it shows Lady Gaga is still alive somewhere in the world, is how obviously her breasts have been perked upwards somehow, possibly with duct tape. I'm pretty sure they are also contoured and covered in makeup to hide their heinous stretch marks.
It's shocking that her fans laugh at "Tity!
" when Gaga is desperate to have breasts that don't resemble two flattened animals twitching and dying on the road. She would probably have had a surgical procedure by now if she was't nose-deep in the "be yourself! :-D" shtick.
Aaaanyway. Sorry Aaron it's just that Britney hasn't really been important since will.i.am briefly resuscitated her corpse in 2012. SORRY.
