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					Originally posted by minxie  GaGone is hideous. Her mangled bird face makes my stomach churn. The gravitational pull of her colossal Italian nose is responsible for the sun being pulled 0.03 miles closer to the Earth, effectively speeding up the effects of global warming. 
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 Hey minxerz. Was just reminiscing on when Marina was kicked out of her label's office the second she entered after the CEO caught sight of her glistening, moled, German pretzel face. I have NO idea how she managed to save her contract and go on to release three critically-panned, bombing Tumblr playlist albums, but I assume it has something to do with threatening to rape male label employees.