Irlando () is the self-proclaimed Queen King of high school. His name in itself is a drag. He thinks he runs ****, but in reality he is powerless. Everyone is nice to him to his face, but they all talk **** about how they can't stand him and his flip flopping list of favorites.
I'm gonna tell you guys what I think where y'all would fit in High School.
I think Monkey, ****ING ****, would be the kid who joins everything and is overall liked but is a weird kid and has an obsession with primates. Gives out BJS for FREEE.
Kat would be the kid that tries too hard to fit in and ends up sitting alone at lunch. But then becomes a little popular, it all goes into his head and he becomes an ass. He "thinks" he's a jock but really he's just a loser that hangs around the cool crowd.
Yana would be the black girl that would cut a bitch. She's nice but if you even look at her the wrong way you're dead. She ****ed SaulGomez in a train station on her way to Starbucks.
SelenaGomez<3 would be the nice girl that is really respectful and treats everyone nice and is the goodie twoshoes. She's apart of a lot of clubs and is class president. She's like the perfect student. ...But then she meets Kat and gets pregnant with his kittens.
RightNow would be the kid that is alone a lot but not because he's a loser or has no friends but simply because he feels as though he's too good for everyone else.
Selxo is the new student, he's quiet and shy- at first but once he gets out of his shell he'll be the Most Liked.
MakeAWay is the girl who gets suspended, beats up and tries to fight everyone that comes her way. She's confused most of the time but can be really nice once you get to know her. She's also known as the school **** and gives blow-jobs behind the school auditorium. She is deemed the school ****.
Soma80 is the bookworm. He gets good grades and is nice but will be livid if someone gets better treatment than him.
GabeEd is the sweet kid that everyone gets along with and is absent A LOT. His absence is not meant to be discussed. He has his reasons. He also sleeps with some of his teachers in order to get by and pass his classes. He can be found on his knees at his Math teacher's class at 3:30 for "extra credit".
SaulGomez is the shy kid that almost never talks, is smart and could be friends with everyone but is a bit insecure about his speech.
MWB is Cali's bitch. They quickly became friends when they realized that they both had quite a lot in common. They're both flawless, they both dislike cats and monkeys, and they're classy when they need to be but still now how to "get down" if you will.
CALI aka the mother ****ing KING aka the best Selena stan ALIVE aka the ****in Head Stan In Charge aka YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR will remain flawless and is the best student at Selena Stan High.