Call her Brain dead all you want but Britney stole Ke$has single and got a multi platinum hit
Britney has a sold out show in vegas and is making more money per show than Ke$ha made with her discography
Britney has permission to go to Starbucks and pick whatever she wants to eat or drink without being calleda household appliance
Britney does not smell like a public restroom
Britney may not know algebra but even she knows that 1+1=2 and that's double the ammount of copies Ke$ha will sell without her slave driver. Dr Puke >>>>>>>
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It's too real 
