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ATRL: ATRL: ROAST
Member Since: 5/23/2010
Posts: 29,856
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Originally posted by KoreanDream
FIRST UP: Satellites.
Satellites, Satellites, Satellites...where to begin? You're like the popular girl on campus who overestimates her importance and influence to the point where she thinks that she's the Queen Bee of the school. When I grabbed my little backpack and stepped foot onto ATRL's campus, I came under your radar and you made it your mission to come for me. Granted I deserved it in my early months on this site, but even when I whipped into shape you STILL had problems with me.
You hold WAY too many grudges. None of this **** with Celestial has gone on since I joined earlier this year, and that matter of time equates to months. Ain't you tired of hating the bitch? Also, let's not even get started on how you're convinced I'm some fake, bi-polar, wishy-washy bitch when you're the EXACT mother****ing same. One minute you're kissing Rihanna's ass for dear life, the next you hate her and call her a **** every two minutes. Kii @ you dedicating so much time to her in SYG. It's much appreciated, actually.
The funniest thing is how you tried to act all brand new in your Iconic Members of 2011 thread, calling me a he, when your dumb, dense ass knows for a damn fact I have a vagina. If we judged everything off font like that, then I would think you're a sexually frustrated hippopotamus **** who uses ATRL as their kingdom since no ****s are given about them anywhere else in life. Oh, wait. That's actually what you are.
To make a long story short, you're a delusional mess.
P.S. I don't dislike you, though.
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Originally posted by KoreanDream
NEXT UP: LEM
LEM, you're as wishy-washy as my dishwashing cleaner. When I joined, I thought you were one of the standout members of the Brit-Bots who was a master of humor. Now...ch...I don't even know where to begin. Just because your normal fave, Britney, isn't having the best era of her career, you decide to have an attention-seeking meltdown. Now you're all over Gaga and Beyonce, and Britney's taken the backseat. Chile...a mess. That right there is the EPITOME of wishy-washy.
Let's not even get started on your looks, gerl. What the **** kinda face/body is that? You look like the lovechild of Wiz Khalifa and a Jewish rabbi. It's not cute. Plus you're a FLOP stan. When do you drag for Britney? When do you defend her? NEVER! You drag her more than you drag for her.
If there's anything you do do right, LEM, it's quoting yourself because no one cares enough about your illiterate ass to quote you.
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Originally posted by KoreanDream
LASTLY: Devil
I'm going to make this short and cute because your irrelevant ass is not worth much of a roast. I'll just give you the greasy pieces that LEM and Sats didn't take:
You're so boring and generic. I mean, what do you bring to ATRL? I really can't answer. You don't bring the kii's, you don't bring the brains, you don't bring the drags...chile, even your attempts at avi-making are flops. You've only been here a year and you've had, what? 3 name changes? 4? Normally that would be a bad thing, but for someone like you it really doesn't matter since no ****s are given.
By the way, who do you stan for? I mean, first it was Gaga, then it was Ke$ha, then it was Wynter Gordon, now it's Narsha, right? It's not a cute look, fave-hopping like you ****-hop, both IRL and on ATRL.
The cutest part of it all is how hard you try to fit into Teh Clique. You stay talking to them, coming with your old, late, 5-year-old jokes, yet Geezus didn't even give you a mention under "Teh Clique Family" in his Geezus' Favorites blog. Poor dat.
Back to the name changes though, I suppose you did pull a good one by changing your name from RunDevilRun to Devil, seeing as your leprosy-looking ass draws similarities to Rosemary's Baby.
Oh, and damn right I don't know you, bitch. Who does?
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This **** is so long.
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Member Since: 9/28/2009
Posts: 9,353
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Originally posted by Celestial
I love how people brush off some of the comments they made in this thread as "fun and games". Perfect get-out clause.
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Cosine
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Member Since: 5/11/2010
Posts: 19,489
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Originally posted by eli's_rhythm
Wow, that's sort of ******.
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Wait, sis, don't tell me you actually believe Brielle.
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Member Since: 8/19/2011
Posts: 37,346
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Originally posted by Foxaylove
That's the purpose of the roasts though. It's fun, but you highlight obvious things that others are saying/thinking about you. I don't think anyone needs to take what's said here too much to heart. The ones with the best sense of humor are the ones who can laugh at themselves.
Although, I am not blind to some using this as a way for payback.
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I see it too. They aren't fooling anyone..
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ATRL Senior Member
Member Since: 11/14/2008
Posts: 24,988
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Originally posted by BadBitch
I think y'all should unbanned Miguel a few days early. I'm sure he has alot to say about KoreanDream tomorrow.
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In that case, I'll put her on the last day.
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Member Since: 2/9/2008
Posts: 32,819
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Originally posted by Devil
Wait, sis, don't tell me you actually believe Brielle.
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I never know what to believe with him.
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Member Since: 8/24/2008
Posts: 35,091
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Yall go hard I see.
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Member Since: 11/24/2006
Posts: 24,963
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Sats - How do you dare to presume you know about fashion? I mean, we all saw your pictures. And you should never mention again you were your Prom's King, we all know it never really happened.
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Member Since: 8/24/2008
Posts: 35,091
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Originally posted by eli's_rhythm
I never know what to believe with him.
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Member Since: 10/28/2009
Posts: 26,465
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Yea, half the comments aren't even a "roast" but more "release"
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Member Since: 9/24/2008
Posts: 14,256
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Originally posted by Foxaylove
That's the purpose of the roasts though. It's fun, but you highlight obvious things that others are saying/thinking about you. I don't think anyone needs to take what's said here too much to heart. The ones with the best sense of humor are the ones who can laugh at themselves.
Although, I am not blind to some using this as a way for payback.
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I know it's fun in that everyone participating has agreed to it, but I think people are using it as an opportunity to say something they wouldn't normally have the balls to say, and then adding a "just kidding" at the end to seemingly make it all OK.
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Member Since: 8/22/2009
Posts: 50,646
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The ratings queen is getting people to make their first post in the thread.
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Member Since: 5/11/2010
Posts: 19,489
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Originally posted by MrDeeds
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My GIF is still being used.. I thought it was a one day fad.
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Member Since: 7/10/2010
Posts: 9,489
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NHB 2.0 ..
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ATRL Senior Member
Member Since: 11/14/2008
Posts: 24,988
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Originally posted by satellites™
The ratings queen is getting people to make their first post in the thread.
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KoreanDream? Agreed!
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ATRL Senior Member
Member Since: 11/14/2008
Posts: 24,988
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Originally posted by Celestial
I know it's fun in that everyone participating has agreed to it, but I think people are using it as an opportunity to say something they wouldn't normally have the balls to say, and then adding a "just kidding" at the end to seemingly make it all OK.
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I see what you mean!
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Member Since: 6/7/2011
Posts: 22,128
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I hope no one was offended by what I said. Most of that was intended to be playful, and if some was taken the wrong way, then I apologize. While some was the result of pent-up frustrations, know and trust, Celestial, Hi.Def, Eli, MrCookiepants, Devil, Satellites, and LEM, that I don't hate any of you and that I didn't mean any of it to be taken in a way that would suggest that.
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Member Since: 2/9/2008
Posts: 32,819
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Originally posted by GeezusHaberdash
Yea, half the comments aren't even a "roast" but more "release"
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Exactly...
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ATRL Senior Member
Member Since: 11/14/2008
Posts: 24,988
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Originally posted by KoreanDream
I hope no one was offended by what I said. Most of that was intended to be playful, and if some was taken the wrong way, then I apologize. While some was the result of pent-up frustrations, know and trust, Celestial, Hi.Def, Eli, MrCookiepants, Devil, Satellites, and LEM, that I don't hate any of you and that I didn't mean any of it to be taken in a way that would suggest that.
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EFF THAT! BE A B*TCH and OWN IT! Don't back down from it! No apologies or disclaimers necessary.
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Member Since: 8/22/2009
Posts: 50,646
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Originally posted by Devil
Where the drags at?
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Right?! Niece im looking but all I see is fear. The Queen of ATRL is sitting right here waiting.
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