When Kelly Brook was unceremoniously axed as a judge on Britain's Got Talent just six days into the show, she was told in no uncertain terms that her career prospects in television looked far from promising.
Not because she was a gorgeous airhead who couldn't string two words together, but because she had committed the cardinal sin of upsetting the undisputed kings of prime-time television entertainment - Anthony McPartlin and Declan Donnelly.
In her first newspaper interview since her sacking at the beginning of this year, the stunning 29-year-old says: 'There was nothing I could do in this country after Britain's Got Talent. The people at ITV were telling me that I had upset Ant and Dec and that was it.
I'm gonna l-l-l-love you until it hurts
Just to get you I'm doing whatever WORKS
You've never met NOBODAY
That'll do you how I do ya
That will bring you to your knees
Praise Jesus HALLELUJAHH
I'm-a make you beg for it, plead for it
Till you feel like you breathe for it
Till you do any and everything for it
I want you to fiend for it
Wake up and dream for it
Till it's got you gasping for air
And you lean for it
