President: Biblio
Vice-President: Jay
Secretary of State: Monstah
Secretary of the Treasury: Hustle
Secretary of Defense (shades and argues): BTrisc
Attorney General (spills tea and provides justice for the oppressed monsters): Kunt
Secretary of the Interior (maintains balance of excitement to prevent overhyping): MrPeanut
Secretary of Agriculture (makes GIFs and uniforms for monsters): omgitsralph
Secretary of Commerce (gets everyone, including the haters excited): Rainbows
Secretary of Labor (works as our bitch): Vertigo Stick
Secretary of Health and Human Services (conducts research on other stanbases and reports back to us): Oshiish
Secretary of Housing and Urban Development (keeps monsters in line and puts monster trolls in their place [i.e. Cherry]): Chris101
Secretary of Foreign Affairs (bridges the gap between monsters and the outside world): Vin
Secretary of Energy (comes up with plans to keep monsters energized to stan for the next few months): Lost_In_Stereo100
General of Monster Army (head of Monster army who will get killed in war soon

): m-m-m-monster
Government Hooker (has paid sex to promote the album): Hollywood
Minion Monsters:
TheGeoKing (Intern - A Bomb)
cshumate
Radiance
joestre8
Tysen