** Duca walks around the gym in circles with his laminated copy of SHAKIRA'S worldwide receipts, cursing Jessica Biel to the third circle of hell. Little does he know: Save-Me-Oprah, the marching band drum major has a major crush on him and hopes the 20/20 era ends every day so Duca will notice her. She swings her hands up like Lorde and conducts the band, performing "Let It Go," in anger. **
** Duca walks around the gym in circles with his laminated copy of SHAKIRA'S worldwide receipts, cursing Jessica Biel to the third circle of hell. Little does he know: Save-Me-Oprah, the marching band drum major has a major crush on him and hopes the 20/20 era ends every day so Duca will notice her. She swings her hands up like Lorde and conducts the band, performing "Let It Go," in anger. **
Braz, who's more iconic, Gretchen or this TV host?
In Brasil, def. Ana Maria. Gretchen is queen of forum gifs but she's a laughing stock here.
Gretchen has a new marriage every year, she's had like 13 husbands and I'm not even kidding and no career. Ana Maria is a respected and loved tv host in the country's biggest channel.
*Bob squashes Save_Me_Oprah's skull from her back while delivering a classic perfomance of Madonna's masterpiece Deeper and Deeper and demands BoB to follow him on Twitter while reminding Duca that JT isn't Michael Jackson''
*sorry Save_Me, you're like Gaga's career, died for gay rights and ****!
