1. Thanks for making my blog so big thank you all ATRL Members
2. Jt's pic is my April Fools joke and yeah it is a lame idea. I love how some members are curious to see John Taylor's real photo. Truth is I don't have his real photo.
Music royalty Jay-Z and Beyonce have tied the knot. The couple were wed yesterday in front of a their closest family and friends. The couple had orginally planned to wed in St. Kitts but at the last minute decided to have a more simple wedding in Evanston It was the most elegant ceremony ever to happen in a KFC parking lot. Mama Tina made a beatiful wedding dress out of ostrich feathers, it was trimmed with manatee fur, and studded with purple rhinestones. Since Beyonce was in labor as she was walking down the aisle it was decided that she should wear a teal dress instead of a white one. Jay-Z's groomsmen were Lil\' Jon, Omarion, and the dude who played Bill Cosby Beyonce's bridemaids were Janet Jackson, LaTavia, and Lil\' Mama, and of course her Maid of Honor was her cousin Angie who decided to wear green lipstick since it was a special occasion. The bridesmaids wore catsuits made out of cotton with matching capes. The groomsmen wore yellow shortsets with matching sandals. The wedding reception was wonderful. The wedding reception was held at Ron of Japan. Matthew rented out the entire place so the familes could have privacy. Michelle was in charge of parking cars and Farrah just so happened to be working the cash register so Beyonce's wedding reception was like a mini-Destiny's Child reunion. When it was time for the bride and groom to have the first dance as man and wife it was a very romantic moment. The lights were dimmed, Jay pulled Beyonce close and the DJ played "Soulja Boy". It was beautiful. There wasn't a dry eye in the place. Baby Daniel almost missed the wedding since he was locked up for assault with a rocket launcher but the charges were dismissed when the witnesses did not show up to court. Since this was a Knowles affair, you know the girls had to do something strange for a little piece of change. Solange sold copies of Miss Kelly Diva Deluxe out of the trunk of her her 198 3.6 Honda. Kelly and Michelle sold DVDs of the wedding 20 minutes after the wedding was over. The DVD includes special bonus footage of the wedding and 5 unreleased Beyonce and Jay-Z tracks. The ceremony was almost ruined when Mama Tina and Jay's mother, got into a fistfight. Mama Tina said that when Beyonce was walking down the aisle Jay's mom rolled her eyes and called Beyonce a "Solange". Mama Tina hates when people pop off at the mouth about her firstborn so when the wedding was over she confronted the Jay's mother and pulled a pistol out of her iguana-skin purse. Then she asked LaTavia to hold her wig while she whooped her ass.
i made some mistakes when filled the form, so beyonce is a bridemaids for beyonce LOL
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Music royalty Jay-Z and Beyonce have tied the knot. The couple were wed yesterday in front of a their closest family and friends. The couple had orginally planned to wed in bali but at the last minute decided to have a more simple wedding in jakarta It was the most elegant ceremony ever to happen in a kfc parking lot. Mama Tina made a beatiful wedding dress out of feathers, it was trimmed with dog fur, and studded with blue rhinestones. Since Beyonce was in labor as she was walking down the aisle it was decided that she should wear a brown dress instead of a white one. Jay-Z's groomsmen were , ne-yo, and the dude who played danzel washington Beyonce's bridemaids were whitney houston, beyonce, and lil mama, and of course her Maid of Honor was her cousin Angie who decided to wear green lipstick since it was a special occasion. The bridesmaids wore catsuits made out of with matching capes. The groomsmen wore yellow shortsets with matching sandals. The wedding reception was wonderful. The wedding reception was held at McDonalds. Matthew rented out the entire place so the familes could have privacy. michelle was in charge of parking cars and kelly just so happened to be working the cash register so Beyonce's wedding reception was like a mini-Destiny's Child reunion. When it was time for the bride and groom to have the first dance as man and wife it was a very romantic moment. The lights were dimmed, Jay pulled Beyonce close and the DJ played "what a girl wants". It was beautiful. There wasn't a dry eye in the place. Baby Daniel almost missed the wedding since he was locked up for assault with a gun but the charges were dismissed when the witnesses did not show up to court. Since this was a Knowles affair, you know the girls had to do something strange for a little piece of change. Solange sold copies of Miss Kelly Diva Deluxe out of the trunk of her her 198 6 honda. Kelly and Michelle sold DVDs of the wedding 20 minutes after the wedding was over. The DVD includes special bonus footage of the wedding and 5 unreleased Beyonce and Jay-Z tracks. The ceremony was almost ruined when Mama Tina and Jay's mother, got into a fistfight. Mama Tina said that when Beyonce was walking down the aisle Jay's mom rolled her eyes and called Beyonce a "keke". Mama Tina hates when people pop off at the mouth about her firstborn so when the wedding was over she confronted the Jay's mother and pulled a knife out of her mammal-skin purse. Then she asked kelly to hold her wig while she whooped her ass.
Music royalty Jay-Z and Beyonce have tied the knot. The couple were wed yesterday in front of a their closest family and friends. The couple had orginally planned to wed in Java but at the last minute decided to have a more simple wedding in La Palta It was the most elegant ceremony ever to happen in a mc donalds parking lot. Mama Tina made a beatiful wedding dress out of bird feathers, it was trimmed with elephant fur, and studded with red rhinestones. Since Beyonce was in labor as she was walking down the aisle it was decided that she should wear a black dress instead of a white one. Jay-Z's groomsmen were IDK, chris brown, and the dude who played eddie murphy Beyonce's bridemaids were beyonce, beyonce, and lil mama, and of course her Maid of Honor was her cousin Angie who decided to wear blue lipstick since it was a special occasion. The bridesmaids wore catsuits made out of IDK with matching capes. The groomsmen wore golden shortsets with matching sandals. The wedding reception was wonderful. The wedding reception was held at Mine. Matthew rented out the entire place so the familes could have privacy. Kelly was in charge of parking cars and Kelly just so happened to be working the cash register so Beyonce's wedding reception was like a mini-Destiny's Child reunion. When it was time for the bride and groom to have the first dance as man and wife it was a very romantic moment. The lights were dimmed, Jay pulled Beyonce close and the DJ played "Bootylicious". It was beautiful. There wasn't a dry eye in the place. Baby Daniel almost missed the wedding since he was locked up for assault with a Gun but the charges were dismissed when the witnesses did not show up to court. Since this was a Knowles affair, you know the girls had to do something strange for a little piece of change. Solange sold copies of Miss Kelly Diva Deluxe out of the trunk of her her 198 6 Toyota. Kelly and Michelle sold DVDs of the wedding 20 minutes after the wedding was over. The DVD includes special bonus footage of the wedding and 5 unreleased Beyonce and Jay-Z tracks. The ceremony was almost ruined when Mama Tina and Jay's mother, got into a fistfight. Mama Tina said that when Beyonce was walking down the aisle Jay's mom rolled her eyes and called Beyonce a "HOE". Mama Tina hates when people pop off at the mouth about her firstborn so when the wedding was over she confronted the Jay's mother and pulled a knife out of her reptile-skin purse. Then she asked Michelle to hold her wig while she whooped her ass.
