Taylor: Mom, can I go to the Oscars tonight? So many people are attending and I wondered if I...
Mom: No. Did you clean the bathrooms yet?
Taylor: I already did that twice before going to rehearsals, mom...
Mom: But did you cook dinner? And fed the cats?
Taylor: I haven't had time but I can do it before going out tonight...
Mom: To go where?
Taylor: To the Oscars, Mom...
Mom: You're not leaving the house tonight. And that Style performance you had booked for this week is now cancelled. And about that new boyfriend of yours...