I'm watching Cher's latest tour on Youtube, she's so damn hilarious.
"I was wondering how I could top myself this time around, I've done it all.. I've even been a transvestite pinata, riding an elephant. I piss off all the new young singers because I just don't give a damn, i'm like 'follow this bitches'. I can still fit in my turn back time outfit and i'm almost 100. Then I thought to myself, 'shut up you silly drama queen' they just want you to come out in ridiculous costumes, and tonight I am not disappointing, look at this costume, ridiculous. I just come out and sing and be fabulous. Let me just sip my Dr Pepper, speaking of Dr Pepper, I hate those idiots, hell I don't know them I don't give a ****, I just like to trash them. Why the hell do rich people sit in those seats all the way up in the sky at the back, you can't see **** up there. I just looked up and saw a big banner for Dr Pepper sponsoring my show, oh ****. I better get on with the show i'm old. This is my last tour I promise, I mean if I came back for another tour i'd come back dead, i'd be a white walker. Damn I know how to start a party"
