[Aaron]

What kind of leathery alien?

[PopeMiley]

Originally posted by Aaron

Why is yours a buzzcutted hick?

I'm sorry, I think you're confusing Pope Miley with someone else.
But you are forgiven

[themusictoblame]

Selena Gomez starred in the Wizards of Waverly Place (and then dated Justin Bieber); Vanessa Hudgens rose to fame in High School Musical. These are the talking points you'll need for a discussion about Spring Breakers as an anti-Disney breakout film, or a neon-bikini revolution. It's a big, ballsy leap — especially for Hudgens, whose vacant, mesmerizing performance turns the word ****ty into a compliment — and it just might pay off. But when you are applauding the nerve of these two teen stars, take a minute to remember and appreciate Miley Cyrus. She escaped the new Disney, too, and she did it all by herself.

Cast your mind back to 2008: Miley was 15, fresh off a relationship with Nick Jonas, and in hot water with Disney because of an oversexualized Vanity Fair photo. Disney's Hannah Montana ruled the tween world. She was locked into a four-record deal with Disney and seemed destined for a career of cheesy jokes and joint appearances with her father ("Achy-Breaky Heart" singer Billy Ray). But soon came "Party in the USA," Can't Be Tamed, and the surprisingly enjoyable (and profitable) Nicholas Sparks drama The Last Song. Then Miley hopped off the hamster wheel and started doing Miley: smoking pot, making protest videos, wearing bad leggings, tweeting too much. She got engaged at 19 (to a total babe, though the outlook on that relationship isn't great) and cut all of her hair off. She started covering Billy Idol. She recruited Tyler, the Creator for her upcoming album.

None of this ever felt market-tested, like Miley was trying to find a new audience and thought a stoner vibe might help. And, crucially, Miley never went too out of control; there were no arrests or rehab stints. Her rebellion, such as it was, felt normal, like any other teenager making mistakes and testing boundaries. The boundaries just happened to be set by a multimedia conglomerate with millions riding on her sense of decorum.

Though she's exactly the same age (20) as Selena Gomez, it's almost impossible to imagine Miley in Spring Breakers, in part because she'd have so many questions about the sexual politics. (Like we said: idealistic teen.) But mostly it's because Miley doesn't need to jump on a bed with James Franco or fake-fellate a piece of paper in order to convince you that she's a grown-up; she's just out there becoming one. May more teen stars follow her weird, glorious example, and may the rest of us support Miley in her weirdness. Especially you, Hemsworth. We're watching you.

If you haven't read it

[Aaron]

That was perfect. Selena tries too hard.

[Terra]

Originally posted by minxie

YESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!


At yall hos that said they wouldnt work it out.

[Terra]

Originally posted by Aaron

What was that? I couldn't hear you over 'Niall is my favorite.' LMAO, owned.

......Wut. How did you own himher?

Originally posted by PopeMiley

Why is your avi a leprechaun? St. Patricks day is over

[Terra]

Originally posted by Aaron

Why is yours a buzzcutted hick?

Seriously though. Why do we still tolerate this wannabe Stalker Sarah?

Nial is straiiight. Hes never going to pound your butt. (Unlike the cute guy on Facebook who just sent me nudes. ) Move on. Go to Perez's house.

And buy Mileys new album when it comes out to repent for your sins you have committed against her.

[Aaron]

Originally posted by Terra

......Wut. How did you own himher?

The 'owned' part was sarcasm, but I'd expect someone with a lack of understanding of the English language (such as yourself) to not understand.

Originally posted by Terra

Seriously though. Why do we still tolerate this wannabe Stalker Sarah?

Nial is straiiight. Hes never going to pound your butt. (Unlike the cute guy on Facebook who just sent me nudes. ) Move on. Go to Perez's house.

And buy Mileys new album when it comes out to repent for your sins you have committed against her.

WHY are you being so rude? Girls just wanna have fun.

[Aliya]

Ryan Seacrest ‏@RyanSeacrest 11m
@MileyCyrus see u friday miles http://youtu.be/vKqJ5pXRf-I

[Terra]

Originally posted by Aaron

The 'owned' part was sarcasm, but I'd expect someone with a lack of understanding of the English language (such as yourself) to not understand.



WHY are you being so rude? Girls just wanna have fun.

I couldnt tell seeing as how its hard to determine how low your IQ level is.

Youre the one who starts throwing the barbs about Miley.

If you cant take the heat get out of the base gurl.

[themusictoblame]

@RyanSeacrest: @MileyCyrus see u friday miles

[Aliya]

Oh my, I didn't watch the video. Saintley.

[Terra]

Originally posted by Aliya

Its cool that Miley retweeted that. I was hoping she was in it though.

And that new guy on E News CONTINUES to suck. Selayna aint A List.

[memi stan]

Oh I like what I'm reading. It seems Miam seems to still be on and I love that spring breakers article!

[Aliya]

Originally posted by Terra

Its cool that Miley retweeted that. I was hoping she was in it though.

And that new guy on E News CONTINUES to suck. Selayna aint A List.

I think she's going to the event though? Ryan said he'd see her there on Friday.

[biomind101]

WTF is that video that Legend M just posted on her facebook?

[KhaleesiMiley]

Originally posted by themusictoblame

If you haven't read it

[Terra]

Originally posted by biomind101

WTF is that video that Legend M just posted on her facebook?

Probably one of her newfound possy twerking in a unicorn costume.

Or her mom.

[PopeMiley]

Originally posted by Terra

Probably one of her newfound possy twerking in a unicorn costume.

Or her mom.

I want a onesie. They look comfy

[TheF]

Originally posted by HotDamnMiley

for the millionth time.. I don't understand how this album is taking so long to be released if she keeps listening to it.

I think she's waiting until no major artist will release anything so no one will block her and her album will get maximum exposure....but then again there were a lot of opportunities for her to do this since dec. 2012

Originally posted by minxie

Perez hasn't actually been mean to Miley for ages now though. He just writes what every other gossip site does. When he used to called her ****ty Cyrus and write **** all over her pictures, okay. But seriously I can't remember the last time he said something genuinely mean about her.
He was the only big news site to report about how well LOL was doing in Europe. He was the only big news site to report how she might be in talks for the Viva Glam deal. He obviously doesn't hate her!

He's been nice since his "change of heart/apology" on ellen but ever since miley called him off (i'll whoop his ass and all) he's been at it again. :-<

Originally posted by biomind101

WTF is that video that Legend M just posted on her facebook?

SHE WAS DANCING TO WOP BY J DASH IN A UNICORN ONESIE IT WAS AWESOME!! i missed seeing her like this.