You walked into the party
Like you were walking on a yacht
Your hat strategically dipped below one eye
Your scarf, it was H&M
You had one eye on the mirror
And watched yourself gavotte
And all the girls dreamed that they'd be your partner
They'd be your partner, and
You're so gay
You probably think this song is about you
You're so gay,
I'll bet you think this song is about you
Don't you?
Don't you?