Omg @ you being so obsessed that your friends ask you questions about her.
the fact that they know he's so focused on her enough to nervously ask him questions about her
"s-so, what's up with G-gaga today eh, he...hehe?"
K.E.N. : *shoot look of death* SHES DEAD
"ok, ok she's Dead. don't hurt me"
I just saw a commercial for Big Freedia with only ha silhouette in black and thought it was a new Rihanna Beats commercial. I got half way through making the thread when the lights came on and it turned out to be this:
The other day my old friend Mark Zuckerberg asked my if Fatga was still alive, I was like "omg, yes but nobody cares about her"
My friend Barack Obama said he used to stan for her but now he's embarrassed about his past days + burned and buried TF and BTW
100% true
In all seriousness, my mom asked me "What happened to Lady Gaga?" during the Grammys.
I shall help out your mother: following the Madonna blueprint her life is based on, she is now at the I'm Breathless stage, of course. We can expect her next era to be super sexual, or perhaps, being the savvy Italian that she is, she will jump forward to the Bedtime Stories phase and give us a more RnB effort.