bitch they said it was going to come by 8 pm tonight and the status update says it is currently out for delivery it ain't my fault
Omg if they arrive later tonight, have them open the door and it'll be all be dark. You spin your chair towards them, petting your cat. "I've been expecting you"
Out for Delivery
Expected delivery: Thursday, December 18, 2014, by 8:00pm
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