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THE 2012 ATRL BRITNEY ARMY AWARDS
'You're A Star Now, Welcome To The Big League' Award - Most Popular Britney Stan Outside of Army.
***Walks to the center of the stage****
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Ello, my name Kristen, better known as foxaylove among the ranks. Today, I am here to present the 'You're A Star Now, Welcome To The Big League' Award. Like our fav, you must possess a art of attracting attention across the globe. Being local is nice, but being a global stan is where it's at. Let's take a look at the nominees:
- Some stans resort to leaking nude pics of themselves as a desperate attempt for attention, while others let their charm do the work. Every stan base has their resident heaux and Jonny is that bish for The Army. I mean, if Kim Kardashian can smash Hollywood because of a leaked sex tape with Ray J, why can't Jonny with other stans?
- There are also some stans who command attention due to one controversy after another. Leave it to this guy who calls himself "The Queen of ATRL" to stir the pot with any and everyone. Yet we're left scratching our heads in confusion about his nomination in this category. Don't other stans (Monsters, Beyhive, etc.) have to like you in order to be nominated?
- We also have the one stan who knows how to create one hit thread after another, too bad he continues to throw Brit under the bus for a 4-inch **** found on Justin Timberlake. Undeniable mass appeal, but traitorous at the same time. HEW ELSE, but King Duca?
- One stan, just needs sex therapy in his life and we are still scratching our heads at Brandon's inclusion in this category as well, but CONGRATS nonetheless though, bdawg.
- Hew else but the stan who had more breakdowns and 5150 holds than LEM? His talking to himself (re-quoting his posts), multiple gif abuse with no substance (child-like in the mind), and his DREADFUL new avi "Buy Gangnam all next week folks."
We shall participate in the Special Olympics on his behalf this year. As stans, we need to support our fellow soldiers in their time of need. With all his antics, still pulls attention for his creative mind. BRAVO dahlin'!!
- How could we forget the sis who goes OH SO HARD for the queen, yet has had more stays in the ATRL County Prison than the nominees for the Matilda category? Consider Gui the Teenage Dream nominee for the Grammy's Album of the Year.
- Then there was Chemist, whom we didn't even know was still a soldier, but are glad to hear it. Keep bookin' in SYG, sis!
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