After some deep thinking and having some time to myself. It seems that I have been persuaded to rethink my position within this game. Keira Kababins is staying y'all!
What's up, homies?! This is Tyga, Kylie's lover. So I was trynna sneak up on her while she was taking a shower and heard she was singing. DAMN! That shower voice lit! My baby not only got back but got talent! Who knew those pouty lips can sing? So I convinced her we need to start recording her debut single as soon as possible! I took on the role of being her manager and now I'm her MANager. Get it? Man-ager? Because I'm her man and her- Nevermind! So I contacted all my connections in the industry and asked them to write hits for my baby girl. And I got my baby girl hits! There were a lotta good songs but a lotta bad ones as well. Just check out this:
I mean Smokahontas? Really? We got so much demos and now we can't decide which one to have as her lead single. But we narrowed it down to the eight strongest candidates. Can you help us finalize which one to release? Listen to the demos below:
Give Your Dick To Me written by Barbara Markay
This straight-forward classical song could be a big hit!
Have A Cheeky Christmas written by The Cheeky Girls
Or maybe a Christmas song just in time for the holidays is just what she needs!
Just Got Paid, Let's Get Laid written by The Millionaires
Electro-pop feels like the best fit for Kylie.
Lick It Before You Stick It written by Denise Lasalle
Maybe a little more rock and roll?
Milk Milk Lemonade written by Katy Perry
You know what they say:
"You can never go wrong with a Katy Perry song!"
My Baby Daddy written by B-Rock and The Bizz
Maybe a duet with me to kickstart her music career?
Smell Yo Dick written by Riskay
Can she do a Adele and release a relatable soul jam?
Vagina Ain't Handicapped written by CrippleWithSwag
Following her recent controversy, this female empowerment anthem can do wonders for her image.
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I did not go thru all that work for this 
