Ok so my itinerary is ready like my body:
I live in northern Mexico so flying to Miami is expensive as hell so I decided to take a bus to Austin from Laredo, with a price of around $50 roundtrip, (around 750 flop Mexican pesos (Thanks Pena Nieto)), this would be done at night so I can arrive at 4am in Austin on early Saturday, ready to take my flight at 8am to Miami, with a price of around $280 , I arrive at 10am, I sightsee a bit, I get slain on opening night then I go back to the airport to wait for my plane back to Austin, where I will take a bus back to Laredo and spend the night at a friend's, and be back for work on Monday

No hotels, no showers I guess

If I simply take a plane to Miami I'll spend like $700 on the flight ALONE

And someone around here called me a fake stan some months ago hihi