friend wakes me up at 7:25am, feeling tired and sweaty, demands i watch his stream, tell em to **** off, blackmails me by saying he'll screenshot and post a certain pic of me, i cri and give in, watch his stream on my phone and continue daily activities on laptop.
i just bathed and cleansed my body of it's sins and recited the intro to girl gone wild whilst looking into a mirror and i swore i saw madonna groping my naked my body
this whole lana fiasco reminds me of when BB posted that article about Dope being top 10 and every gaga fan on GGD was going "GAGA JUST CANT LOSE! POOR YOUR ****** FAVES" "GAGA QUEEN OF POP" "POOR KATY AND HA FLOP ALBUM" Then like not even five minutes later BB posted artpop predictions and it just