Guys, I think I'm in LOVE with my mom's coworker. 

 He claims to be straight but he's constantly asking my mom about me and if I'm single. I totally embarrassed myself earlier though, I went in the store and I didn't see him standing there, and I tripped and fell. 

 But should I approach him next time I see him and see if he wants to "hang out" or something? He's soooo adorable, and he just got out of the military so you know he's gonna be wanting some new booty. 
