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Originally posted by calumc
Lazyyyyy
Anyway, you said you'd finish spilling that tea.... 
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Okay..... so I was drinking alone, writing, and well I got invited out.... so I went to a small bar, and drank some more. Long story shot..... I offered an even drunker straight boy, who was hot, but instead, we came to my place, and continued to drink so more... the vodka we had pretty much got his clothes off for me.
We starting messing around....and **** happened (well not ****.... but sex.) And I came..... all over his face. [there are advantages to dating someone with a **** background]. He seemed like he enjoyed it, though he probably won't be able to sit down today....
