tea is being spilled?
Now I wish I watched BBOTS

And just for the record, Austin is most definitely making a mockery of gay marriage with his actions. Everyone thinks gays are a *****s, and to be naked in bed with another man asking him to rub lotion on your thigh while massaging yourself is not a good look. Even if you're joking.
Because although he says he wouldn't cross that line. It still very much looks like, given the right amount of alcohol in an enclosed environment, if James was open to it, he would go for it.
