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Originally posted by eli's_rhythm
He already asked for my hand in marriage weeks before you were even on his gaydar. Sorry. You're just his mistress. I get all the money, you get his average-sized uncut dick.
I don't know how that would work but it sounds gay.
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Average-sized and uncut... well you are right about one of the two. Only Sats knows which.

He's my side bitch, and you are my partner in a sexless marriage.