Are you aware of what you make me feel, baby?
Right now I feel invisible to you like I'm not real
Didn't you feel me wrap my arms around you?
Why'd you turn away?
Don't try to tell me what to do
Don't try to tell me what to say
You're better off that way
IT IS I, BOGO, SUPERIOR WRITER HERE TO POINT OUT THE FLAWS THE REST OF YOUR MORTALS WERE TOO SIMPLE MINDED TO RECOGNISE.
Perhaps, if you could scoot down off your high horse for just a moment, you would consider that others may have expressed a different opinion to you because they have different tastes and genuinely liked it? Because they were trying to be polite? Not necessarily what you believe, because they are your inferiors, maybe?
Neither was great to be honest. Both were trying to imitate real reviewers but with none of the in depth points and subtle use of language. The first one had such a basic point, no detail backing it up, just lots of unfunny forced attempts at playing the snide, sarcastic and clever reviewer.
Nothing that was there in the second one was outright bad, there was just an absence of anything good. None of the interesting use of language some people are capable of to express subtle points about sound, no humour, and worst of all it was put together and phrased like a stale formulaic high school English essay:
INTRODUCTION
POINT
FOR EXAMPLE
SECONDLY
POINT
FOR EXAMPLE
FURTHERMORE
TO CONCLUDE
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The first was better but idk both were weak and boring and pretentious
Damn. She really came for those wigs. Snatched 'em all up like it was nothing.
BTW, who is going to watch that Viper room performance? I'll be lurking here and there, so I'll likely see it. Less than 2 hours to go (I think). She better deliver
Can't wait to see WTH, Girlfriend and Complicated performed for the 100000000000th time 
