Before Britney could make it to the toilet, the poo spilled out of her. It hit the tiled bathroom floor and exploded all over the place, Cheeto-orange and watery and full of malnutrition. Britney screamed and dropped to the floor. Britney kill new best friend, she wept.
Before Britney could make it to the toilet, the poo spilled out of her. It hit the tiled bathroom floor and exploded all over the place, Cheeto-orange and watery and full of malnutrition. Britney screamed and dropped to the floor. Britney kill new best friend, she wept.
Britney lays on the couch, writhing in pain. She hasn't pooped in one month. Britney miss poo poo, she tells herself. Thinking is hard, but it's even harder during pain. She turns her face toward the window. Several strands of hair fall from her scalp. Then it hits her. Britney make new poo poo. Britney make new friend. She purses her lips, trying to smile. She picks herself up and heads to the bathroom, her anus gaping wide.
Formation #1 on iTunes. 8 Beyonce songs in the top 10. Lemonade set to sell 600k in 4 days with only iTunes. 94 on Metacritic. Stadium tour set to gross over $200 million. Literally the Army's worst nightmare come true.
