"***** i'm straight, my girl is a f#ggot"
"When it Wayne, it pours"
"man fuuuuuuck them b!tches and them hoes, and them n!iggas pu$$ys, camel toes"
"Now it's **** everybody, like a scorpio."
"My **** wont even stop, suck my greenlight."
"you're faker than some titties, you get titty ****ed"
"i'm counting money, yall *****s counterfeit"
"Hear No evil, see no evil, helen keller"
"I put in overtime like tied scores"
"what goes around comes around, propeller"
"if im flirting with perfection, im ****ing her tonight"
"take your face off the earth like a blemish"
"potato on the barrell, potato salad"
"I give you the business, ***** this is a business meeting"
"I'll take you out, thats a date, *****!"
"I aint workin with a full deck, but I deal hoe"
"***** good as baby powder"
"reality's a ***** and imma dance with her"
"you're dead to me, brown grass"
"I'll put the ass in assassin"
"She my Honey Bee, buzz buzz"
"I tear it up like looseleaf paper"
"open her up like a book"
"if she kick it, imma run it back"
"Her body is a weapon, ratatata"
"you stand under me if you dont understand me"
"i get money to kill time, deadclock"
"Eat her ***** till she cries, call that whine and dine"
"I pay these *****s with a reality check"
"thats my word like thesaurus"
"I tried to put 2 and 2 together, but that just makes 4"
"i put it down like my hand hurts"
Some of the worst punchlines I've ever heard. I thought it was bad on Carter III.
And the thing is...people actually eat this **** up and say **** like "damn this is some hot ****" or "you guys don't get it cause Wayne just be goin over your heads".
But still.... mothing beats the W.O.A.T. punchline from Wayne's Carter III - "I'm rare like Mr. Clean with hair". 
