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Discussion: Messy childhood memories?
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Originally posted by Hivy
Some of these HAS to be fake cause IF they are real some of you need to seek help. Being molested is no joke.
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It's not fake though.
I literally remember this girl snatching me and taking me to this abandoned truck a block away from my house. We ****ed inside a truck. I was in 1st grade
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omg i remember when i was like 4 my nan used to look after me and my siblings and when she used to put my baby brother to sleep i used to sneak out with my dog trixie and go to the fence line (we lived on acres) where this chicken had escaped the neighbours yard and was hiding under a vine thingy. i used to get my dog to drag out the chicken and i'd beat the **** out of it. this lasted a week and we killed it.
we also killed a snake too. we were such a good team LOL
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Originally posted by Save My Life
omg i remember when i was like 4 my nan used to look after me and my siblings and when she used to put my baby brother to sleep i used to sneak out with my dog trixie and go to the fence line (we lived on acres) where this chicken had escaped the neighbours yard and was hiding under a vine thingy. i used to get my dog to drag out the chicken and i'd beat the **** out of it. this lasted a week and we killed it.
we also killed a snake too. we were such a good team LOL
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That's ****ed up
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All these sex memories lol.
Well there's nothing sexual about my memory but I remember when I was 5 years old, I got slapped so hard by this teacher at school and my face turned red and it hurt like hell, didn't tell my parents because I was scared.
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there was this annoying kid in my class who tried to take a pic of me while I was peeing in the toilet
I told the others and they accused him of being gay
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In kindergarten I once set a paper on fire using a candle from a Halloween pumpkin that was set there for a decoration. I didn't know how to put it out so I threw it in a trash can and the whole trash can was on fire
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Originally posted by BlazingLovatic
That's ****ed up
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I know LOL i also remember when my sister beat the **** out of me with a massive stick too. The chicken, ha karma!
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Originally posted by AvrilLaQueen
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It's been more than 10 years and since then we didn't talk about it.
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Originally posted by SpinThatShhh
We had this tree that everybody used to sit in because it had a hole in it, but after a while it went from like 3 people using it, to like 50 people using it. We were a part of that 3, so we were pissed, so we started using this other tree that wasn't as comfy.
After like a month we got pissed with these uglees using the tree, so when we have a parents evening, all 3 of us snuck out and brought my friends brother who needed a pee, and he pissed and shat inside the tree.
Then the next day the uglees went to sit on the tree and they all had **** and piss on them.
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jaksndas. You wicked bitter bitches
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Originally posted by Tymps.
This is pretty dark but once for a school project we had to do a report on a place. My friend did Ground Zero and in his report he said the Twin Towers were accidentally hit by a plane.
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Originally posted by Save My Life
omg i remember when i was like 4 my nan used to look after me and my siblings and when she used to put my baby brother to sleep i used to sneak out with my dog trixie and go to the fence line (we lived on acres) where this chicken had escaped the neighbours yard and was hiding under a vine thingy. i used to get my dog to drag out the chicken and i'd beat the **** out of it. this lasted a week and we killed it.
we also killed a snake too. we were such a good team LOL
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No shade but you're probably a psychopath.
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One time in preschool, we were doing art, and I was sick, and the egg sandwich I had eaten for breakfast got vomited onto the table I was working at while there was already yellow paint on it sjfkjfhj. Poor teacher.
When I was like 5 or 6, there was this little person on the bus and I kept saying out loud "OH MY GOD HE'S SOOOOO CUTE!! HE'S SO CUTE AND SO LITTLE!!" until he left ahfkrjcgj
Ooh, and there was this time that I wanted to watch The Jungle Book on VHS, but someone left a ****o tape in its case, and when I realized it wasn't The Jungle Book, I went to my mom and said "Mommy, there's this video of this naked lady going like this" and then bobbed my head back and forth with my mouth open. My mom thought it was so hilarious gnfbcyb.
I remember one time in 4th grade, my mom had given me these horribly oversized pants and my teacher had to give me balloon string to use as a belt.
And this one moment I've been remembering recently is that on the first day of middle school, I was so scared to ask anyone where the bathroom was that I just sat in my lunch seat and slowly peed myself over lunch. When my classmates asked me if I peed myself, I had to go to the principal and ask her to tell them that it was bc my brother had spilled water on my uniform before I got to school. I still feel embarrassed my that ajfbrib.
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Originally posted by Gagamon
In second grade, we had long lunch tables and each class sat at a different table. In my class, all the girls sat at one side, and all the boys sat at the other side leaving a few rows in between the two groups, but for whatever reason I was the only boy who sat with all of the girls
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Literally me
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Originally posted by Edge Of Glory
One time in preschool, we were doing art, and I was sick, and the egg sandwich I had eaten for breakfast got vomited onto the table I was working at while there was already yellow paint on it sjfkjfhj. Poor teacher.
When I was like 5 or 6, there was this little person on the bus and I kept saying out loud "OH MY GOD HE'S SOOOOO CUTE!! HE'S SO CUTE AND SO LITTLE!!" until he left ahfkrjcgj
Ooh, and there was this time that I wanted to watch The Jungle Book on VHS, but someone left a ****o tape in its case, and when I realized it wasn't The Jungle Book, I went to my mom and said "Mommy, there's this video of this naked lady going like this" and then bobbed my head back and forth with my mouth open. My mom thought it was so hilarious gnfbcyb.
I remember one time in 4th grade, my mom had given me these horribly oversized pants and my teacher had to give me balloon string to use as a belt.
And this one moment I've been remembering recently is that on the first day of middle school, I was so scared to ask anyone where the bathroom was that I just sat in my lunch seat and slowly peed myself over lunch. When my classmates asked me if I peed myself, I had to go to the principal and ask her to tell them that it was bc my brother had spilled water on my uniform before I got to school. I still feel embarrassed my that ajfbrib.
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When I was 12 or 13 my dad saw me naked.
I stood there while he laughed then left the room.
Thank God he's 60 now and doesn't remember ****.
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Originally posted by Edge Of Glory
One time in preschool, we were doing art, and I was sick, and the egg sandwich I had eaten for breakfast got vomited onto the table I was working at while there was already yellow paint on it sjfkjfhj. Poor teacher.
When I was like 5 or 6, there was this little person on the bus and I kept saying out loud "OH MY GOD HE'S SOOOOO CUTE!! HE'S SO CUTE AND SO LITTLE!!" until he left ahfkrjcgj
Ooh, and there was this time that I wanted to watch The Jungle Book on VHS, but someone left a ****o tape in its case, and when I realized it wasn't The Jungle Book, I went to my mom and said "Mommy, there's this video of this naked lady going like this" and then bobbed my head back and forth with my mouth open. My mom thought it was so hilarious gnfbcyb.
I remember one time in 4th grade, my mom had given me these horribly oversized pants and my teacher had to give me balloon string to use as a belt.
And this one moment I've been remembering recently is that on the first day of middle school, I was so scared to ask anyone where the bathroom was that I just sat in my lunch seat and slowly peed myself over lunch. When my classmates asked me if I peed myself, I had to go to the principal and ask her to tell them that it was bc my brother had spilled water on my uniform before I got to school. I still feel embarrassed my that ajfbrib.
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NoT a ****ing BALLOON STRING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Originally posted by Rocky
I got a bj from my two cousins at the same time
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same...
people in mexico DGAF
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Rocky is a mess. We need Factory_Bitch in here
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Originally posted by Save My Life
omg i remember when i was like 4 my nan used to look after me and my siblings and when she used to put my baby brother to sleep i used to sneak out with my dog trixie and go to the fence line (we lived on acres) where this chicken had escaped the neighbours yard and was hiding under a vine thingy. i used to get my dog to drag out the chicken and i'd beat the **** out of it. this lasted a week and we killed it.
we also killed a snake too. we were such a good team LOL
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mIRC
That's all I'm gonna say.
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Originally posted by Mr.Rager
same...
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We have something in common, Mr.Rager.
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Member Since: 6/22/2012
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Quote:
Originally posted by Edge Of Glory
One time in preschool, we were doing art, and I was sick, and the egg sandwich I had eaten for breakfast got vomited onto the table I was working at while there was already yellow paint on it sjfkjfhj. Poor teacher.
When I was like 5 or 6, there was this little person on the bus and I kept saying out loud "OH MY GOD HE'S SOOOOO CUTE!! HE'S SO CUTE AND SO LITTLE!!" until he left ahfkrjcgj
Ooh, and there was this time that I wanted to watch The Jungle Book on VHS, but someone left a ****o tape in its case, and when I realized it wasn't The Jungle Book, I went to my mom and said "Mommy, there's this video of this naked lady going like this" and then bobbed my head back and forth with my mouth open. My mom thought it was so hilarious gnfbcyb.
I remember one time in 4th grade, my mom had given me these horribly oversized pants and my teacher had to give me balloon string to use as a belt.
And this one moment I've been remembering recently is that on the first day of middle school, I was so scared to ask anyone where the bathroom was that I just sat in my lunch seat and slowly peed myself over lunch. When my classmates asked me if I peed myself, I had to go to the principal and ask her to tell them that it was bc my brother had spilled water on my uniform before I got to school. I still feel embarrassed my that ajfbrib.
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asdfghjk this is so cute
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