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Originally posted by Departure
UNLESS you pee on yourself. Like a lot. Sometimes that dick gets crazy. The only reason why you SHOULD wash your hands is if you have a contagious STD on your dick and then start touching tons of objects after that. ![dies](images/smilies/images/smilies/dies.gif)
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even STDs die when subjected to oxygen though
![skull](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v232/korn0818/ATRL_Smilies_All/faces/skull_zpsksni5fmm.gif)
which is why we don't worry about getting herpes everytime we use a public toilet