Nobody knows quite where I came from. Some say I fell from heaven, some say I rose from the darkest abyss. What is certain, however is that when I was just a wee babe, I was found on the side of the road by a vagabond group of traveling hippies and sideshow entertainers. Two of these, Matthew and Barbara Kate, took me in as their own and raised me to be the best I could be. One of our bearded ladies, Gareth, showed me the ways of Kylie Minogue, and my granddad Kevin taught me the virtues of a firm but compassionate hand. And so it is that Retro came to be in the mystical realm of ATRL.
I discovered it when I was a Ke$ha stan too. I wanted to know what the fourth single from Animal would be in early 2010, so I Googled it and it brought me here. I remember the replies were saying it would be Kiss N Tell or Stephen, but it ended up being Take It Off. So technically, ATRL has always been failing me.
Saw Artpop trending on Twitter --> Clicked on it and found GagaDaily bc I was curious about the album --> They would always mention ATRL on there so I found this site. --> Started lurking on here bc I like pop music. --> Finally made an account a year and a half later lol.
I believe I was looking for radio stats for The Edge of Glory. I lurked for that whole summer and eventually registered when We Found Love was released because I wanted to join in on the discussion (of course, I wasn't able to until my account was approved days later).