Ooh, an ATRL time capsule. I'll play.
This message is for December 14, 2015:
Dear future highwind,
Happy Birthday bitch! You better be alive and skinny. Congratulations on your promotion! It will take over a year to get to the next one but stay strong and stop being a lazy **** that plays games while at work!
If you have a boyfriend or girlfriend by now then this message will most certainly make you chuckle because right now if anybody asked me what I would think if I had a romantic relationship less than a year from now, I would be on the floor laughing.