"The past few years have been really dark. I had to have an operation and 21 of my concerts were cancelled. Nobody from my team was there for me - not through my operation and not while I was recovering.
"I lay there in my hospital bed and felt like a cow. I'd been giving milk this whole time and now that I was ill and could no longer be milked, they said, 'Give us a call when the cow is better.'"
"I lay there in my hospital bed and felt like a cow. I'd been giving milk this whole time and now that I was ill and could no longer be milked, they said, 'Give us a call when the cow is better.'"
I can't stand the woman but I gotta say, this cracked me up
edit: hold up I'm reading some of the comments here and you're all so serious.. to me it sounded like she was joking. but maybe not? too bad because she showed a sense of humour with this one.
the gifs in here though 
