I know I had two jokes I wanted to make in the Ukraine plane thread I only made one and and it was deleted and I can't remember which one and deleted the PM whilst I was cleaning out my inbox
I know I had two jokes I wanted to make in the Ukraine plane thread I only made one and and it was deleted and I can't remember which one and deleted the PM whilst I was cleaning out my inbox
Can I just put one in?
Lol no. You'll get a WP if you write a new one. Just use one if your shady old posts.
1. Find a warnable post by one of the ATRL mods and quote it in this thread. (10 points)
To a poster claiming to have "amazing" taste in music
Quote:
Originally posted by Ace Reject
When the first named artist is Avril and the fifth is Rita, your belie you own point. But we are here to help!
2. Find a shady post about one of your faves and quote it in this thread. (5 points)
Quote:
Originally posted by iV•X
he's so thirsty... Rihanna was never into him like that.. poor guy even stevie wonder can see that
Quote:
Originally posted by KB.
Drake is a THOT. Go read about him and his harem of women. He be slinging that musty ass Canadian bacon all over the place and Ri shouldn't fall for it again.
1. Find a warnable post by one of the ATRL mods and quote it in this thread.
Quote:
Originally posted by sickfalsetto
or
Quote:
Originally posted by Matty
The Photoshop skills
2. Find a shady post about one of your faves and quote it in this thread.
Quote:
Originally posted by thegmangrant
Well, we can't see the skin behind the 45 layers of makeup
3. Quote one of your most offensive posts in this thread.
Quote:
Originally posted by EuphorianSea
Chloroform the bitch until he's under your control, or nearing death. You must kidnap him at his horniest because, even if there's no food, water, oxygen etc, a man can survive if he gets given a juicy BJ.
Drag the unconscious slab of meat across the pavement. If it's concrete the victim may experience some internal bleeding. You can choose whether to collect and save some of the blood for later (if you have that kind of kinky fetish) or act like you're a transvestite on your period without any tampons.
If any dumb bitches question your motives, reply with: "We're just practising for Halloween in July", "This is normal", "Everyone just LOVES dead sex" and end each line with a hearty laugh that should break any tension created.
At this stage, you should be finished with the human artefact and dispose of it carelessly in front of his ex-girlfriend (or soon-to-be).
Repeat process until the ex-girlfriend (or soon-to-be) turns lesbian.