Really nice music videos list. Nice to see some recognition for the great Flashing Lights video. Also, nice to see Badu and, of course, Gnarls and Weezer.
And NOWWWW! I acknowledge every single song that coulda, woulda and depending on you...SHOULDA made the countdown....here's EVERY SINGLE SONG THAT HAD A CHANCE!
SONGS THAT GOT CAUGHT BY DEPORTATION SERVICES ON THEIR WAY TO THE PARTY(or rather songs that were excluded due to the decent representation of Spanish-language songs on my countdown )
Don Omar, "Cancion de Amor"
Since he's releasing an album next year anyway, I decided to let this slide.
Lebreke y Su Mambo Supremo, "Si Tu Quieres Mangamos"
Tigeres got their shine in my list, just not THIS one particular.
Juan Luis Guerra, "Como Yo"
Nejo & Dalmata feat. Arcangel, "Algo Musical"
Toby Love, "Llorar Lloviendo"
Jowell y Randy, "Let's Do It" & El Roockie, "Parece Sincera"
The power struggle between my music taste and my penis came to a head when I decided to exclude these two. Get it?! A HEAD? :dickhead:
SONGS THAT GOT CAUGHT BY DEPORTATION SERVICES ON THEIR WAY TO THE PARTY AND WERE IMMEDIATELY SENT TO GET THOSE WILDERBEAST EYEBROWS WAXED
Julieta Venegas, "El Presente"
No really though, for the love of God, someone please give this bitch an arch at least!
COLLABOZ WITH INTIMIDATING AFRICAN AMERICAN MEN!!! /mike.
The Game feat. Lil' Wayne, "My Life"
Wonder who the bottom was in this little pairing. Hm.
Young Jeezy feat. Kanye West, "Put On"
Kanye West feat. Chris Martin, "Homecoming"
Flo Rida feat. Will. I. Am & Fergie, "In The Ayer"
Ace Hood feat. Trey Songz, "Ride"
In which Trey Songz turns a new leaf and...GASP!...tries to get up out his hoo-ooo-od!
Birdman feat. Lil' Wayne, DJ Khaled & various other men screaming and saying quite clever prose, "100 Million"
Snoop Dogg feat. T-Pain's swag, "Sexual Eruption"
T.I. & Jay-Z feat. Lil Wayne & Kanye West, "Swagga Like Us"
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Robyn, "Cobrastyle"
Her style is the bomb d. bomb d. bomb diggy, diggy...if she were a boy!
September, "Cry For You"
Baby Bash feat. Sean Kingston, "What Is It"
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Pitbull feat. Lil Jon, "The Anthem"
Pitbull feat. Lil Jon, "Krazy"
Don't worry, Pitbull fa...enthusiasts () he still has one potential charter left.
POWER TO THE *****! Beyoncé, "If I Were A Boy"
Bee castrates men yet AGAIN, but after the bloody-semeny mess that was "Ring the Alarm", she does it again, softer, and with Jergens lotion.
Jennifer Hudson, "Spotlight"
Alicia Keys, "Superwoman"
...OKAY, THAT'S ENOUGH POWER SAMANTHA!!! Lindsay Lohan, "Bossy"
I hate her for not making a video or even promoting this. Freckled **** *****.
SONGS BY GUYS WHO BANGED KIM KARDASHIAN... Ray J feat. Yung Berg, "Sexy Can I"
SONGS BY GUYS WHO BANGED CASSIE.
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...AND DON'T FIT INTO ANY OTHER CATERGORY. Day 26, "Since You've Been Gone"
PURE R&B LIVES! Usher, "Moving Mountains"
Quote:
Originally posted by Troll
And the sky turns gray and the water from the rain washes progress away...
Keri Hilson, "Energy"
HOMEWRECKERS! Alicia Keys, "Teenage Love Affair"
I know this guy who lives a couple blocks away from me who works for Swizz Beatz so, technically, I'M two degrees away from not wanting anything more to do with Mashonda either!
CHRIS BREEZY COLLABOS THAT SHOULDA BEEN A LOT BIGGER THAN THEY WERE
David Banner feat. Chris Brown & Yung Joc, "Get Like Me"
In all fairness though, this was THE street anthem of 2008.
Nas feat. Chris Brown & The Game "Make the World Go Round"
Ludacris feat. Chris Brown & Sean Garret, "What Them Girls Like"
AMBIANCE! I DEMAND AN AMBIANCE!!! Coldplay, "Violet Hill"
Which makes the other charting Coldplay single WHAT, people?
Radiohead, "Nude"
Serj Tankian, "Sky Is Over"
Filter, "Soldiers of Misfortune"
RAWKKKKKKKKKK!!! The Offspring, "Hammerhead"
Atreyu, "Falling Down"
Evan's Blue, "Shine Your Cadillac"
CIARA SONGS THAT SHOULDA BEEN ****ING HUGE. Ciara feat. T-Pain, "Go Girl"
Ciara feat. Ludacris, "High Price"
Ciara, "Work"
WERQ FOR 1ST SINGLE!
Stay tuned people! WORST SONGS OF 2008 LIST'LL BE UP TONIGHT AND ON TUESDAY..THE MAIN EVENT UNFOLDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
First of all, I am laughing so hard at Jessica's expression. It's like she just see some dicks. I have no comment toward the Spanish songs, but on the hip-hop side, great picks like (Swagga Like Us, Homecoming, In the Ayer.)
LMAO. Nobody ****s Cassie. and Ciara doesn't deserve her own category -_-
Equestrian reggaetoneros! Way to be ahead of the curve!
9. Usher feat. Young Jeezy, "Love in This Club"
DAMN SHAME. Coming off the colossal hit "Yeah!" from his last album and flaunting a name like this, you'd exoect something just as upbeat from Troll-nose, no? NOT. Instead, Ursher went off the deep-end this year: keeeping his shirt ON, going on crazy TRL rants to defend his wifey (who looks like the Cro-Magnon man with a lacefront wig had a grand old time putting on makeup blindfolded), and THIS.
The whole thing sounds like a ghetto-ass graduation, where the girls refuse to put on their caps and instead opted to tie Louis Vuitton rags over their doobies, while the boys Toe-Wop'd and Yayo Danced merrily as they receive their G.E.D.'s, emblazoned with two half-off Coupons for Popeyes. You can just SMELL the cocoa butter here.
8. Raheem Devaughn, "Customer"
Fighting the good fight against African-American obesity in urban neighborhoods, up-and-coming R&B singer lays down his convincing proposition o a thick, fine, sista: **** ME AND FEEL BETTER ABOUT HOW MUCH YOUR LARD ASS LOOKS LIKE SHAMU!
Outcome? The ladies swooned...or died of cardiac arrest. :-\
7. Buckcherry, "Sorry"
Who the **** told them people wanted to hear from them again? After breaking up for a minute, music's answer to Hep C regrouped, and unleashed this demon upon the world. Not much had changed since they left, though, save America's general toleration for "Songs You Play For Your Wife After A Jack Daniel's Induced Rodney King Level Beatdown". I mean, the lead singer still looks like a pre-op tranny junkie and still screeches as if his yelps can somehow ease the pain of all his oral embolisms caused by many a biker's penis. Revolting little excuse for music.