1. I walked up the bottom of a slide and fell off and broke my teeth
2. Went into a park, opened the gate which closes really fast after you let go, my finger got caught and cut open
3. I ran, tripped and spiralled forward and fractured my ankle and was in crutches for 2 weeks
4. Jumped from 4 steps off a flight of stairs, to the floor and fell badly and sprained my ankle
5. Found out my Dad cheated
6. Got kicked in the nuts
7. Tried to go for a **** and it came out side-ways
8. When I was really young, I tried to put an unusual object somewhere it shouldn't go
9. My Mum slammed the door of her car boot on my finger
10. Stepped on a wasp
11. Ran for a train, jumped on the step which was too high, fell down and smashed my knees
12. I got punched by my Dad
13. Fell off a bike and smacked head against railing
14. Got punched in the face at school by a boy who has behaviour problems, probably a stan
15. Got food poisoning
16. Got a bad migraine and felt sick
17. Had wisdom teeth removed and got 5 mouth ulcers underneath tongue
18. Got 3rd degree burns when I went to a hot spring river in Malaysia on holiday