To the girl that's like the biggest hypocrite ever, I hope you get some misfortune. I can't believe I ever liked you. You should stop being so stuck up and making other people feel like sh®|.
To my former best friend, stop being an a$$h°|e. Sure, you can say you're better at Math than anybody in the class, but I can't handle the crap you've been saying about how you're "the best at everything", "can do whatever I want", "the king of all residences" and other sh!% like that. I really find it stupid that you can afford to think like that when you have a terrible accent and a butt that's bigger than most of the chicks at school.
Rant over. Hope that wasn't too rude or something.