[Shakira Stan]

Originally posted by TimmyInTheWell

another one:

i was like 8 and i had chili fries for dinner... you see where this is going well i went to bed, and i woke up covered in crusty ****. my sister was sleeping in the same bed as me and some of it got on her arm anyways, i felt more coming so i started running to my parents room for help. on my way there, it started coming out again. i kept running, leaving a trail. what kind of hansal and gretal tease? i got to my parents room and i woke up my mom. she took me to the bathroom but i stopped in the middle of the bathroom. i couldn't make it to the toilet. so i stood there crying for 30 minutes as a **** explosion came out of me, filling up my buzz light year pajama pants. my sisters all woke up and literally watched me the whole time pointing and laughing

jeez!!

[iHype.]

When I almost **** myself in 6th grade. I was farting all bad and my auntie had to pick me up cuz I told her my stomach hurt.

[H-I-M]

Originally posted by TimmyInTheWell

another one:

i was like 8 and i had chili fries for dinner... you see where this is going well i went to bed, and i woke up covered in crusty ****. my sister was sleeping in the same bed as me and some of it got on her arm anyways, i felt more coming so i started running to my parents room for help. on my way there, it started coming out again. i kept running, leaving a trail. what kind of hansal and gretal tease? i got to my parents room and i woke up my mom. she took me to the bathroom but i stopped in the middle of the bathroom. i couldn't make it to the toilet. so i stood there crying for 30 minutes as a **** explosion came out of me, filling up my buzz light year pajama pants. my sisters all woke up and literally watched me the whole time pointing and laughing

[Luigi]

Originally posted by princedonte

My mom pooped in the bed when this hot guy I like came to our house to visit. We were playing a video game in the den and she yelled to me "I pooped in the bed get yo black ass in here and change the sheets. The whole house smelled like poop for the rest of his stay. He toled everyone in town and they call me the Son of the Bed Shitter.

SON OF THE BED SHITTER.

[LP54]

When I was learning how to ride a bike as a child, I feel over on my bike with training wheels in dog poop.

[H-I-M]

Originally posted by LP54

When I was learning how to ride a bike as a child, I feel over on my bike with training wheels in dog poop.

All those "poop" stories

[TimmyInTheWell]

here's an embarrassing confession... i can't ride a bike

[Shakira Stan]

I'm literally eating popcorn reading your stories, keep 'em coming

[iHype.]

Also when the pancing epidemic happened around my school. It was 7th grade and I was talking to a girl in P.E. as she came out the girl's locker room (we were best friends) so it was a lot of girls, and a guy came behind me and panced me and my underwear was showing infront of all them and they burst out laughing.

Luckily 20 more people got panced that period, and one boy's ass even showed so mines wasn't THAT memorable.

[TOASTY]

omg i totally forgot about this one suitemate i have who probably thinks im a certified train wreck

1) i came back to my suite at like 3am after a drunken night and i was brushing my teeth while listening to music. i got so caught up in the song (it was sorry by ciara it had literally just came out) that I proceeded to dance and lipsync in front of the mirror and I got really into it. Now, I swear I made sure to lock the bathroom door before I went in and did my thang but aparently I didnt and the next thing I know my suitemate walks in and im literally like OH GOD out loud...he asked me if i needed another minute while laughing at me...

2) Later that week I was in a rush to go out because my group of friends always runs late. I literally sprinted into my common room and he was there and I almost would've been good if I hadn't tripped and slid across the floor...I was mortified. He was like "uh...dude is everything ok?"...I mean I couldn't even play it cute after that I looked a mess

3) THe third most embarrassing would've been more embarrassing for him (actually it probs was just as embarrassing) if I had kept my mouth shut. I walked into the common room (one of my girls was in my dorm room) and he was standing there looking fine in nothing but boxers. He apologized or something and said he didn't know anyone was in the room, and I played it off like it was fine. BUT SURE ENOUGH I go into my room and I tell my friend about how hot he was. So, a few minutes pass and I had heard my main door close and assumed he had left. I leave my room with my friend and I go oh damn he was fine or something gay and sure enough he's right there...I tried to save it with a "just kidding" but I had already gasped in fear

...I can't @ me writing a novella in this post/thread

[Shakira Stan]

Originally posted by iHypeMusic

Also when the pancing epidemic happened around my school. It was 7th grade and I was talking to a girl in P.E. as she came out the girl's locker room (we were best friends) so it was a lot of girls, and a guy came behind me and panced me and my underwear was showing infront of all them and they burst out laughing.

Luckily 20 more people got panced that period, and one boy's ass even showed so mines wasn't THAT memorable.

It's crazy, it happened to almost everybody towards elementary school and middle school!! it's so embarrassing!!

[iHype.]

Originally posted by Shakira Stan

It's crazy, it happened to almost everybody towards elementary school and middle school!! it's so embarrassing!!

But mines was in GYM class which has 3 Gym Classes altogether and I was wearing loose and small Gym Shorts

[Miguel.]

Originally posted by TOASTY

omg i totally forgot about this one suitemate i have who probably thinks im a certified train wreck

1) i came back to my suite at like 3am after a drunken night and i was brushing my teeth while listening to music. i got so caught up in the song (it was sorry by ciara it had literally just came out) that I proceeded to dance and lipsync in front of the mirror and I got really into it. Now, I swear I made sure to lock the bathroom door before I went in and did my thang but aparently I didnt and the next thing I know my suitemate walks in and im literally like OH GOD out loud...he asked me if i needed another minute while laughing at me...

2) Later that week I was in a rush to go out because my group of friends always runs late. I literally sprinted into my common room and he was there and I almost would've been good if I hadn't tripped and slid across the floor...I was mortified. He was like "uh...dude is everything ok?"...I mean I couldn't even play it cute after that I looked a mess

3) THe third most embarrassing would've been more embarrassing for him (actually it probs was just as embarrassing) if I had kept my mouth shut. I walked into the common room (one of my girls was in my dorm room) and he was standing there looking fine in nothing but boxers. He apologized or something and said he didn't know anyone was in the room, and I played it off like it was fine. BUT SURE ENOUGH I go into my room and I tell my friend about how hot he was. So, a few minutes pass and I had heard my main door close and assumed he had left. I leave my room with my friend and I go oh damn he was fine or something gay and sure enough he's right there...I tried to save it with a "just kidding" but I had already gasped in fear

...I can't @ me writing a novella in this post/thread

Oh, sis

[Shakira Stan]

Originally posted by TOASTY

omg i totally forgot about this one suitemate i have who probably thinks im a certified train wreck

THe third most embarrassing would've been more embarrassing for him (actually it probs was just as embarrassing) if I had kept my mouth shut. I walked into the common room (one of my girls was in my dorm room) and he was standing there looking fine in nothing but boxers. He apologized or something and said he didn't know anyone was in the room, and I played it off like it was fine. BUT SURE ENOUGH I go into my room and I tell my friend about how hot he was. So, a few minutes pass and I had heard my main door close and assumed he had left. I leave my room with my friend and I go oh damn he was fine or something gay and sure enough he's right there...I tried to save it with a "just kidding" but I had already gasped in fear

...I can't @ me writing a novella in this post/thread

This should have happened to me, I would've climb him like a tree
That's the point of this thread, I want them all

Sis, ur a CERTIFIED TRAIN WRECK

[jagger88788]

Straight crushes in themselves are probably the most embarrassing thing ever.

Especially when he says awkward things as a joke like "My asshole is open, come on in" and you get horny in the middle of class

Or when he asked me why I was staring at his ass and I said cause his pants were really cool

[Miguel.]

Originally posted by jagger88788

Straight crushes in themselves are probably the most embarrassing thing ever.

Especially when he says awkward things as a joke like "My asshole is open, come on in" and you get horny in the middle of class

Or when he asked me why I was staring at his ass and I said cause his pants were really cool

This!

[Rigalo]

Originally posted by conseeded

I **** myself in a Walmart and one of my classmates had to clean it up.

I thought the **** meant fuc ked for like 2 minutes

[Eric.]

Originally posted by princedonte

My mom pooped in the bed when this hot guy I like came to our house to visit. We were playing a video game in the den and she yelled to me "I pooped in the bed get yo black ass in here and change the sheets. The whole house smelled like poop for the rest of his stay. He toled everyone in town and they call me the Son of the Bed Shitter.

The noise I just made.

[Shakira Stan]

Originally posted by jagger88788

Straight crushes in themselves are probably the most embarrassing thing ever.

Especially when he says awkward things as a joke like "My asshole is open, come on in" and you get horny in the middle of class

Or when he asked me why I was staring at his ass and I said cause his pants were really cool

Story of my life

[Guernica]

So these are pretty stupid, but oh well: in ninth grade I was in gym class, and at the end of it I walked by a boy who had his hand up and for some god unknown reason I high fives him: he wasn't trying to high five me, he was just yawning He looked so confused afterwards and later he was in front of me in the hall and started talking about it so I turned around and ran away before he could see me. Then, in tenth grade, I had gotten to English class early. It was just me and my crush in there, and he was sitting in front of me, and I started daydreaming about making out with him and started making kiss faces irl This girl walked in during the middle of it but I didn't notice at first and looked over to find her STARING me down. I could've died. Another time, I was in the lunchroom and there was a group of people standing in the way of my table so I was waiting for them to pass. I looked over and realized my crush was sitting at the table next to me and got so lost looking at him I didn't notice the people had moved, so I was just standing there next to his table staring at him like a weirdo. Last one, I walked into art class and everyone turned to look at me so I thought I looked hot. Turns out my underwear was tucked into the back of my shirt