I've started saying "what kind of _" and I'm/nobody's here for that a lot. One time I said "Nobody's here for you being loud" to my mom accidentally and she looked at me as if I had just slapped her.
There's this guy at my school that always says "reciepts"
But personally I always say "what kind of...", "I'm not here for that", "pressed", and sometimes I catch myself saying "good sis" it's my most used word on here lol
Well i try to be closet about it but i always find myself mumbling "what kinda ____?!" at everything ridic. One time in class my seatmate was such a fail that I actually said "Gerl bye" to him. He was confused