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Discussion: Urban dictionary drags your Favorite
Member Since: 8/22/2011
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Chris Brown 106 up, 10 down
To go from being the "Prince of Pop" and being adored by millions to beating up your ex-girlfriend and being hated by equally as many to failing in several interviews and making things worse to recording a fake-ass apology on YouTube to complaining about incompetent radio stations and begging for fans' support to crying while performing a BET Michael Jackson tribute sixteen months after the whole process began....
Chris Brown, after going through a Chris Brown, doesn't seem to have an end in sight.....
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Overweight recycled hilbilly known for embarrassing herself in public when called upon to perform, for frequently birthing children, then losing custody of them, and for demonstrating her social skills by driving in city traffic with her bare feet propped on the dashboard; formerly, an underaged pop singer whose primary marketing attribute was gyrating scantily clad so as to provide masturbatory material for older men.
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This is not funny. It's just mean
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the things they said about gwen. NOT OKAY.
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Member Since: 8/22/2011
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Rihanna 612 up, 189 down
A really bad singer. Most of her songs are stupid and don't make sense, and very repetitive. Not to mention the fact that every radio station plays them over and over until they're burned into your brain!
Repetitive:
"Shut up and drive, drive, drive, drive, drive"
"Under my umbrella, ella, ella, eh, eh, eh. Under my umbrella, ella, ella, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh!"
-Gawd, how many time's does she have to say eh?-
Stooopid Lyrics:
"Cos we both know where I'm about to go, and we know it very well!"
-And we know it very well? Could Rihanna not think of a single line to go there?!-
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Member Since: 6/10/2010
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Originally posted by RIHDRAKEBRITUSH
Chris Brown 106 up, 10 down
To go from being the "Prince of Pop" and being adored by millions to beating up your ex-girlfriend and being hated by equally as many to failing in several interviews and making things worse to recording a fake-ass apology on YouTube to complaining about incompetent radio stations and begging for fans' support to crying while performing a BET Michael Jackson tribute sixteen months after the whole process began....
Chris Brown, after going through a Chris Brown, doesn't seem to have an end in sight.....
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Member Since: 6/5/2011
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Janet Jackson 159 up, 122 down
a fine ass momma who disappointed everyone by dating that midget jermaine dupri.
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Member Since: 9/27/2011
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LADY GAGA hers is the hashest i think...
1.A very bad joke played on all of us by Tim Burton.
Person 1: Did you see Lady Gaga the other night?
Person 2: Yeah, Tim Burton sure is getting better at special effects.
2.Cher 2.0
but with a tighter ass
Lady Gaga went to the surgeon to get her testicles removed...for the third time
3.A hermaphrodite
Lady Gaga should lend Justin Bieber her balls
4.Someone who for all intent and purpose uses re-hashed shock tactics and an abhorrent sense of style to sate her attention mongering/whoring ways, and bring her the fame she so desperately wants.
Dipstick 1: Look at Lady Gaga! She's worn a bird-nest on her face, a red get-up that covered her face(which she only had to take off to even speak, which entirely denotes the premise of form and function, but then again it never had any 'form' to begin with), and an entire outfit made out of Kermit the Frogs!
Dipstick 2: Wow! I don't get it, and am slightly shocked by it, so she MUST be some sort of eccentric genius
5.Lady GaGa = absolutely no class.
In fact, it's as though she's *striving* to be the exact opposite of classy.
Her lyrics and videos are filled with subliminal messages.
Her idea of "art" and "creativity" is humping toys, eating money and grabbing her crotch.
She claims she's "reinventing pop music", when in reality, her music (for lack of a better word) is no better than that of Britney Spears.
She's just another high-profile **** star with an unhealthy ego, packaged as "sexy" and "unique" for the sake of mass production.
Some life, eh?
Lady GaGa quote - "I don't want the 5 bucks in your pocket. I just want your soul."
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Member Since: 8/22/2011
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Originally posted by PurrKaty
LADY GAGA hers is the hashest i think...
1.A very bad joke played on all of us by Tim Burton.
Person 1: Did you see Lady Gaga the other night?
Person 2: Yeah, Tim Burton sure is getting better at special effects.
2.Cher 2.0
but with a tighter ass
Lady Gaga went to the surgeon to get her testicles removed...for the third time
3.A hermaphrodite
Lady Gaga should lend Justin Bieber her balls
4.Someone who for all intent and purpose uses re-hashed shock tactics and an abhorrent sense of style to sate her attention mongering/whoring ways, and bring her the fame she so desperately wants.
Dipstick 1: Look at Lady Gaga! She's worn a bird-nest on her face, a red get-up that covered her face(which she only had to take off to even speak, which entirely denotes the premise of form and function, but then again it never had any 'form' to begin with), and an entire outfit made out of Kermit the Frogs!
Dipstick 2: Wow! I don't get it, and am slightly shocked by it, so she MUST be some sort of eccentric genius
5.Lady GaGa = absolutely no class.
In fact, it's as though she's *striving* to be the exact opposite of classy.
Her lyrics and videos are filled with subliminal messages.
Her idea of "art" and "creativity" is humping toys, eating money and grabbing her crotch.
She claims she's "reinventing pop music", when in reality, her music (for lack of a better word) is no better than that of Britney Spears.
She's just another high-profile **** star with an unhealthy ego, packaged as "sexy" and "unique" for the sake of mass production.
Some life, eh?
Lady GaGa quote - "I don't want the 5 bucks in your pocket. I just want your soul."
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Member Since: 11/20/2011
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Jennifer Lopez 1267 up, 74 down
A huge pair of buttcheeks with a highly coveted asshole. These enormous asscheeks rose to superstardom by teasing guys worldwide with the fantasy of ****ing them.
After years as a struggling actor, Tony finally landed a small part in a major Hollywood movie. He says if he makes it big, he's gonna try to **** Jennifer Lopez.
Jennifer Lopez 41 up, 409 down
An overrated washed-up limp voiced "artist" who really isn't good at anything except dancing. her clothes are cheap and tacky, her perfumes smell like the cheap stuff you can get at any drugstore, her acting is barely average, plus she tries to act black but really only looks like a trendy fool.
So why exactly is she famous? her huge wide ass which makes her look like shes wearing depends and/or has a limp on her back which might be in at the moment because it's something new, but still is a lame reason to make her a multi-millionaire.
She's so two years ago, next!
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Enya 17 up, 7 down
Meaning: Little Fire and Kernel/Nut in Celtic. This is usually a female name and originates from Ireland. Pronounced EN-yah.
Populatrity remains in Europe, a not so common name in Western countries.
People named Enya tend to be open minded, artistic, independent and strong. Sometimes they can be too strong minded and jump on opertunities without thinking them through properly. Usually very beautiful inside and out and talented in many fields.
"Enya's not just a singer"
"That new girl pulled an Enya, she's so talented"
Enya 176 up, 92 down
Enya, born Eithne Ni Bhraonain, was born on May 17, 1961 in the Gweedore region of County Donegal, Republic of Ireland. She has one of the most beautiful singing voices ever to grace the genre of New Age music.
My favorite Enya song is "Watermark".
Enya 202 up, 96 down
Some of the most beautiful music you will ever hear.
Listening to Enya is relaxing
Enya 382 up, 185 down
A singer reknowned for her "natural" sound, even though she can't tour because the only way to duplicate that sound is in a music studio. Even her "beautiful vocals" are enhanced by computer.
Enya fans are such hipocrites... There is absolutely nothing "natural" about Enya.
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Nicki Minaj
a ****star/rapper, rose to fame by lil wayne's ****
mtv viewer 1- man did you hear that new nicki minaj song! thats some sick ****!
mtv viewer 2- I dont know every song is about ****ing
mtv viewer 1- no this one is different its about ****ing in a lamborghini with the windows rolled down wearing that louis vuitton while gettin paid!!
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Celine Dion 347 up, 307 down
The only thing for which most Canadians apologize to America for on a daily basis.
Canadian: Celine Dion is an ugly bitch. We're sorry for letting her leave the country.
9. Celine Dion 138 up, 127 down
What did we ever do to our neighbors up north to deserve this megaton bomb of pretentious, pompous, screechy, annoying, bombastic, noisy **** dropped on us? Celine became a star in the ****ing PC 90s and has sold zillions of albums. Her horrible albums sound like a cat caught outside in a thunderstorm. Either that or maybe she's being tortured. Anyway, her music is total crap, for yuppies and Ally McBeal fans. 100% godawful rubbish. It's going to take a lot of Canadian bacon, Labatt Blue and hockey teams to make up for this Canadian dud of an export.
I was in the wonderful city of Montreal and I had just toured the splendid Notre Dame cathedral. I ran across two American tourists sitting outside. It was nice to be speaking English with a couple of Yanks like myself. One of them told me that the cathedral I was just in was where Celine Dion got married a few months earlier. Like I really gave a flying ****.
10. Celine Dion 194 up, 185 down
(proper noun) A popular Canadian songstress, proof that you can be butt-ugly and still be famous. Married to Santa Claus (AKA Renee Angelil). FLATNESS
Celine Dion is the ugliest singer I know, and her husband looks just like Santa Claus!
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Cher Lloyd
Cher Lloyd is some rude, cocky, arrogant selfish little mingar contestant on The X Factor 2010.
Girl 1: Did you see Cher Lloyd's audition?
Girl2: yh, she's a right cocky bird aye? :/
Girl 1: omg ikr! :/
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2. Nicole Scherzinger
A Pussycat Doll, Tried to have a solo carrier but it flopped. Possibly the dumbest women alive, she's about as interesting as a rock.
Person 1: Did you hear the New Nicole Scherzinger song?
Person 2: Nicole Sher-who?
Person 1: It doesn’t matter it's **** anyway. It's that girl from the pussycat dolls, she must be pissed at fergie, Gwen Stephani, beyonce ect.
Person 2: Her name is nicole?
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I didn't know Ace edited these pages.
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1.Katy Perry 2316 up, 451 down
A female singer who kissed a girl and liked it and who thinks you're gay...
Katy Perry: "I Kissed a girl and I liked it!"
Me: Great for you...
2. Katy Perry 2069 up, 1150 down
Some girl who cannot write songs to save her life.
Sure, she may have a "good" voice, but her lyrics make me want to punch people out.
"I kissed a girl and I liked it!" Whoop-de-****ing-do. It's amazing how people can even call her a musician.
She needs to quit writing songs like "I Kissed A Girl" and "Ur So Gay" because:
1. They are so incredibly stupid and they actually make me want to go on a killing rampage.
2. Someone is bound to get offended.
3. They still really make me want to kill people.
Katy Perry: I KISSED A GIRLLL, AND I LIKED IT! I HOPE MY BOYFRIEND DON'T MIND IT!
Girl: Well, I slept with your boyfriend, and I LOVED it! I hope YOU don't mind you stupid ****.
3.Katy Perry 1873 up, 1085 down
Katy Perry is proof that the world is coming to an end.
Person #1: I THINK THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END!
Person #2: What? Why's that?
Person #1: KATY PERRY'S SONG IS NUMBER ONE ON ITUNES!
Person #2: Holy **** life has no meaning!
4.Katy Perry 1413 up, 680 down
Proof that mainstream music audience are idiots with little regard for quality.
If Katy Perry had written a song about anything other than kissing a girl, it wouldn't be in the Top 100, much less a #1
5.Katy perry 920 up, 398 down
A shining example of all that is wrong with the modern music industry.
Retardedly simple lyrics, contradictory statements, and whoring herself out through song yet never whoring herself out visually - that is the essence of Katy Perry.
6. Katy Perry 776 up, 270 down
A singer that depended on explicit sexual themes to boost her popularity.
Guy 1: "Man, Katy Perry is Hot!"
Guy 2: "No,Hot N Cold!"
7.Katy perry 687 up, 281 down
an overrated skank who thinks she can write songs, but her lyrics are the archetype of retardation, songs like "I kissed a girl" and "UR so gay" are songs that can drop one's IQ points 10 pts within a sample of the song, the full song can do SERIOUS damage, so beware
Honor Student: I just got another A on my math test time to celebrate by watching some music videos
*Katy Perry's I kissed a girl video plays through*
Honor Student's mother: Henry stop banging your head on the wall!!
Honor Student(Henry) : DUUUHHHH!!!
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asdflkajkg
all of these are just cruel
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Justin Timberlake:
White version of Usher (who happens to be the black version of Michael Jackson).
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Overweight recycled hilbilly known for embarrassing herself in public when called upon to perform, for frequently birthing children, then losing custody of them, and for demonstrating her social skills by driving in city traffic with her bare feet propped on the dashboard; formerly, an underaged pop singer whose primary marketing attribute was gyrating scantily clad so as to provide masturbatory material for older men.
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WaiT!! Lemme save this for future uses.
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Even though these people know absolutely nothing about what they are saying, it's all still pretty hilar.
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