[supaspaz]

Originally posted by MusicLoverDude

Lady GaGa - Poker Face: Funnest song ever written
Katy Perry - I Kissed a Girl: most lesbian song ever written
Lady GaGa - Bad Romance: Most creatively romantic fun song ever written
Miley Cyrus - Can't Be Tamed: Most rebellious song ever written
Lady GaGa - LoveGame: Most sexually suggestive song ever written
Ke$ha f. 3OH!3 - Blah Blah Blah: Bitchiest song ever written
Taylor Swift - You Belong With Me: The biggest teenage girl crush song ever written.
Ke$ha - Tik Tok: Drunkest song ever written

At least you didn't have the audacity to call any of these the greatest song ever written.

[supaspaz]

Originally posted by MusicLoverDude

Miley Cyrus - Can't Be Tamed: Most rebellious song ever written

Also, there is nothing remotely rebellious about this piece of corporate-sponsored dreck.

[MusicLoverDude]

Originally posted by supaspaz

At least you didn't have the audacity to call any of these the greatest song ever written.

Everyone would bitchslap me if I did.

I'd rather be humorous anyway.

[supaspaz]

Originally posted by MusicLoverDude

Lady GaGa - LoveGame: Most sexually suggestive song ever written

Uh, no. For starters, have you ever heard of Khia?

[D.M.F]

I think X's Fighter, just an epic classic.

Close calls -

Xtina - Come On Over Baby (AIWIY); That rap part will go down in history.
Xtina - Stronger Than Ever; Hard hitting message coming off like you can take on this negative moment with ease, and class.
Xtina - The Voice Within; Turns my straight heart all girly, and vulnerable.
Etc, etc, etc.

[supaspaz]

Originally posted by MusicLoverDude

I'd rather be humorous anyway.

So you weren't being serious? Because I was worried for a second there...

[eli's_rhythm]

Originally posted by Erik

Pachelbel - Canon in D

Nothing can compare.

Nelly Furtado - Try
Donna Lewis - I Love You, Always Forever
Celine Dion - My Heart Will Go On
Kelly Clarkson - Sober

Modern songs that come close.

Why are you here now and where have you been recently?

lol @ the modern list.

[BTrisc]

****ing brilliant.

[eli's_rhythm]

Originally posted by £100

SLTS is good, but it's not Nirvana's best.

Heart Shaped Box, All Apologies >

Heart Shaped Box destroys EVERYTHING.

They haven't made any of the best-written songs of all time though. I love them but it annoys me every time somebody brings them up as one of the best bands ever.

[Mélina]

Originally posted by Newt

Which reminds me:

[iLays]

[M A R N ✮]

Decode, For One Day & How Do You Love Someone

But Most Of All Love Is Dead

[MusicLoverDude]

Avril Lavigne - Girlfriend: Best man-stealing song ever written
Katy Perry - Peacock: Best penis song ever written
Ke$ha - Backstabber: best Mean Girlsish song ever written
Rihanna - Hard: Cockiest song ever written
Katy Perry - California Gurls: Best California song ever written
Beyonce - Diva: Best diva song ever written
Lady Gaga - Monster: best monster song ever written
Ke$ha - Cannibal: Best cannibal song ever written
Nelly Furtado - Maneater: best maneater song ever written
Britney Spears - Womanizer: best Womanizer song ever written
Britney Spears - If U Seek Amy: Best bisexual song ever written.
Ashlee Simpson - L.O.V.E. - best girlfriends night out song ever written

[BTrisc]

I'd really love to make a definitive list we can use in a poll, but everyone disagrees on things like this.

[Patrick]

Originally posted by Erik

Pachelbel - Canon in D

Nothing can compare.

Nelly Furtado - Try
Donna Lewis - I Love You, Always Forever
Celine Dion - My Heart Will Go On
Kelly Clarkson - Sober

Modern songs that come close.

I never thought I'd encounter someone who appreciates Donna Lewis' hit as much as I do.

We're meant to be together.

[Chemist]

Shakira - Octavo Dia
And I'm ****ING SERIOUS

[Newt]

Originally posted by Melina Perez

Which reminds me:

I'm going to have to go to sleep listening to this now

Originally posted by Marnie

Decode, For One Day & How Do You Love Someone

But Most Of All Love Is Dead

By Kerli? Love it

[MrCookiepants]

Originally posted by £100

SLTS is good, but it's not Nirvana's best.

Heart Shaped Box, All Apologies >

It's their most iconic and influential though. It has to be mentioned.

[MusicLoverDude]

Originally posted by supaspaz

So you weren't being serious? Because I was worried for a second there...

Well, personally, this thing "greatest song ever written" I personally find pointless, because everyone has a different opinion, and I'm too much of a music lover to choose just one.

So I personally just want to be funny and mention a lot of songs for the sake of the humor and people's reactions.

Lewymocha is so far the only person to actually get it the first time around.

[BTrisc]