I was like 9 years old, and I dont remember what i did but I couldnt go to out and i used to go everyday to play videogames at a friend of mine's house, and when my parents left i went to play and they came back and i wasnt at home, so they inmediately suspected that i was at my friend's house so they called there to see if i was there, and i told my friend's mom to tell them that i wasnt and she did that! she told them i was not there! (Love her) and when i was gonna go home and tell them some easy excuse, i saw them coming to my friend's house, so i quickly sneaked back in and when they knocked the door I went out by the window and started running AND
...they saw me
I didnt know they had though, so I came back to my house, i stayed out because there was nobody there (cuz my parents were looking for me) and when they came back they were like "where were you?" and i think i told them i just went to buy something but there wasnt the candies i wanted, and then when i got in, my dad told me he knew everything and he whooped my ass with a belt
that's the only time he's hit me with a belt and i could tell he didnt even want to cuz it didnt hurt a bit
There was this other time when he was taking a shower and i came in there and screamed to scare him and he went out all naked and it was a double punishment, because he hit me and because i saw the most disturbing thing I've ever seen in my life.
the last one, once i was playing with my sister, and i was tickling (? i dont know if that's the word) her, and she was like..screaming, but laughing, and my dad thought i was like drowning her or something and came and punched me in the arm
my mom's a sweetheart though