Mr. Mackey is South Park Elementary's school counselor. He's always trying to dispense helpful knowledge to the kids on a wide variety of topics -- ranging from sex education to therapy sessions. He briefly experimented with drugs, which are bad, in "Ike's Wee Wee". And he had a pretty hot and heavy relationship with Miss Choksondik in "Proper Condom Use". Mkay?
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BIO: Gender Male Hair Black Birthday November 28, 1952 Age 45 Job School Counselo Religion Roman Catholic. Voiced Trey Paker
Up Next The legend Craig
Kenny 9.5%
Pip 6%
Tweek 7.6%
Chef 8.9%
Randy 4.5%
Butters 10%
I give Mr. M a solid 7. The recent episode with Woody Owl was so funny and finally put him in the spotlight. Plus, who else gives us iconic sayings like, "Mmkay" and "Drugs are bad?"
Craig is another student in Garrison's class. He's constantly flipping people off and has been deemed a "bad influence" by many of the parents.
He has shown keen abilities for Sumo Wrestling, producing addictive cable access TV shows ("Close-up Animals With a Wide Angle Lens"), and most recently, was revealed to be the ancient Incan key to stopping the attack of the guinea pigs. Which is fitting, since he proudly owns a pet guinea pig named Stripe.
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BIO: Gender Male Hair Black Birthday January 25 Age 10 Job Student Religion Roman Catholic. Voiced Matt Stone
Next Up: Mr Garrison
Kenny 9.5%
Pip 6%
Tweek 7.6%
Chef 8.9%
Randy 4.5%
Butters 10%
Mr Mackey 7%
Craig = 7/10. Most South Park characters are really awesome and he is one of them, but does not match the hilarities of the other characters we've rated so far
Mr. Garrison aka Herbert Garrison aka Ethan Garrison (pen name) aka Miss Garrison aka Janet Garrison aka Mr. Garrison again.He is the boys' school teacher, having taught them in both 3rd grade and 4th grade (after the unfortunate death of Miss Choksondik). As you can tell from the multiple personas above, Garrison is pretty sexually confused. He denied being gay until he came out of the closet ("Fourth Grade," 412), then embraced it with the help of his gay assistant Mr. Slave ("The Death Camp of Tolerance," 614)...only to then get a sex change operation ("Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina," 901), turn into a lesbian ("D-Yikes!," 1106), and then get a sex change back to being a man ("Eek, A Penis!," 1205). So yeah...
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BIO: Gender Been Both Hair Grey Birthday September 26 Age 45 Job Teacher Religion Roman Catholic. Voiced Trey Paker
Up Next: Stan Marsh
Kenny 9.5%
Pip 6%
Tweek 7.6%
Chef 8.9%
Randy 4.5%
Butters 10%
Mr Mackey 7%
Craig Tucker 7.9%