Lets have a montage through Chrissy's year, using the background music from America's Next Top Model - All Stars:
.....Still searching for where to begin....
Oh, Christina.....hunny...
....Damn bitch.....
...Jesus Christ Chrissy....
I'm speechless...At this point, I almost feel bad since I'm about to go in....
Nonetheless, no one had a rougher year than Ms. Christina Aguilera -- which is why I jumped straight to #1 for this category (and will finish this category by submitting the subsequent entries out of order).
Chrissy boo, what were you thinking honey? First thing is first, bitch - you're off getting **** from this man, running around, acting a damn fool -- and getting yourself arrested for public intoxication when you are a MOTHER. You are a mother to a child and you are so wrapped in yourself and your relationship that you are off acting like an immature woman with no responsibilities.
You've had a tough year, but that gives you no excuse to be acting a damn fool -- running around with no pants on, with no sense of fashion taste (not like you EVER had that to begin with), and having no sense of stability.
Flubbing the national anthem, a divorce, an arrest, falling on the Grammy's, DISGRACING the King of Pop at his tribute concert by appearing on stage looking like damn ****ing mess -- dare I say, Miss Piggy recovering from a drug addiction?
Christina, you are so much better than how you've acted this year - and as a silent supporter of yours, I am ashamed. "Bionic" may have fallen faster than your relationship with Jordan back in 2010 -- but you're supposed to take that motivation and rebound for a successful 2011....you only made things WORSE.
And don't give me that judge on "The Voice" ****. "The Voice" is no American Idol. A 31-year-old woman who should be at the peak of her career, clinging to judging talent shows should be beneath you...and NBC is continuously the last rated network of The Big 4 - so no sweetie.
And I haven't even gotten to your weight. Listen, I love curves. Christina isn't fat -- but she is looking hefty. Christina is still a beautiful woman -- but bitch, having your outfits cut off the circulation around your body is not a cute look. There is nothing wrong with not being a size 2 - but dress like you have some ****ing sense, and dress like you are in-tune with your size. The skimpy outfits are trashy, and they look even worse when your ass is wearing them with your new figure.
Lets be real here, Christina looked like a damn rollie-pollie on the American Music Awards last month.
I mean, don't get me wrong sis...Xtina has talent and I do like her more ever since she humbled herself...but 2011 was truly a mess for her and I can see why many aren't big fans of her.
She would do better next year!! she is ready for a comeback!
She'll be back in prime form and ready to go by the time her next era starts. All her 2011 struggles will only make her stronger and give her meatier music to release.
Lol at Christina. Megafail 2011 at the most watched television event in history no less.
I know right? Of all the places to mess up.....poor Xtina. I'm honestly surprised she remained in the spotlight like she did. I would have just taken a long break.
