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Discussion: Dumbest lyrics ever?
Member Since: 12/13/2011
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"It all depends on how you shake your anus"
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Member Since: 1/1/2014
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To suuport umich's point (I know this has already been posted around here a few times, but still):
Pharrell - Freedom
Hold on to me
Don't let me go
Who cares what they see?
Who cares what they know?
Your first name is Free
Last name is Dom
Cause you still believe
In where we're from
Man's red flower
It's in every living thing
Mind, use your power
Spirit, use your wings
Freedom
Freedom
Freedom
Freedom
Freedom
Freedom
Hold on to me
Don't let me go
Cheetahs need to eat
Run, antelope
Your first name is King
Last name is Dom
Cause you still believe
In everyone
When a baby first breathes
When night sees sunrise
When the whale hops the sea
When man recognizes
Freedom
Freedom
Freedom
Freedom
Freedom
Breathe in
We are from heat
The electric one
Does it shock you to see
He left us the sun?
Atoms in the air
Organisms in the sea
The Sun and yes, man
Are made of the same things
Freedom
Freedom
Freedom
Freedom
Freedom
Freedom
Freedom
Freedom
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Member Since: 12/22/2011
Posts: 55,626
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Quote:
Originally posted by Samuel
Lucky that my breasts are small and humble
So you don't confuse them with mountains
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these lyrics slay.
She has small breasts so guys won't be interested in climbing her to get some action. They are not distracting from her beauty and intellect which she wants guys to be attracted to.
Quote:
Originally posted by JoaoP
"Gimme Gimme Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie MORE"
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It's gimme gimme MORE gimme MORE gimme gimme MORE.
At least make the shade accurate
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Member Since: 9/17/2011
Posts: 13,150
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Yo, I never ****ed Wayne, I never ****ed Drake
On my life, man, ****'s sake
If I did I menage with 'em and let 'em eat my ass like a cupcake
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ATRL Contributor
Member Since: 11/5/2011
Posts: 100,491
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Quote:
Originally posted by alexanderao
To suuport umich's point (I know this has already been posted around here a few times, but still):
Pharrell - Freedom
Hold on to me
Don't let me go
Who cares what they see?
Who cares what they know?
Your first name is Free
Last name is Dom
Cause you still believe
In where we're from
Man's red flower
It's in every living thing
Mind, use your power
Spirit, use your wings
Freedom
Freedom
Freedom
Freedom
Freedom
Freedom
Hold on to me
Don't let me go
Cheetahs need to eat
Run, antelope
Your first name is King
Last name is Dom
Cause you still believe
In everyone
When a baby first breathes
When night sees sunrise
When the whale hops the sea
When man recognizes
Freedom
Freedom
Freedom
Freedom
Freedom
Breathe in
We are from heat
The electric one
Does it shock you to see
He left us the sun?
Atoms in the air
Organisms in the sea
The Sun and yes, man
Are made of the same things
Freedom
Freedom
Freedom
Freedom
Freedom
Freedom
Freedom
Freedom
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Seriously, what was he thinking? This is beyond terrible.
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I floss everyday, but I ain't a dentist
-Nicki
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Member Since: 9/17/2011
Posts: 13,150
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Quote:
Originally posted by Poisonous
"It all depends on how you shake your anus"
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what the ****? 
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Member Since: 11/30/2008
Posts: 8,146
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Originally posted by slw84
It's gimme gimme MORE gimme MORE gimme gimme MORE.
At least make the shade accurate
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not in my version, baby 
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"I smell your breath, It makes me cry" - Britney Jean
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Member Since: 1/1/2014
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"Got your grandma on my **** / Girl you know what it is" - Tyga, Rack City
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Member Since: 9/17/2011
Posts: 13,150
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Why do I keep falling, keep installing ******** in my mind
When waterproof mascara is the key to stop those tell tell signs
My make up is my armor for the dramas that I always fight
Attire is inspired is the other statatements of my life
Rita Ora
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Member Since: 6/9/2011
Posts: 17,950
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Quote:
Originally posted by Gary
I floss everyday, but I ain't a dentist
-Nicki
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Wtf
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Member Since: 8/8/2010
Posts: 352
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Quote:
Originally posted by Rick
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NKOTB
“New Kids on the Block had a bunch of hits / Chinese food makes me sick.”
That was actually LFO 
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"Who gave you eyes like that, said you could keep them?"
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Posts: 13,402
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J.lo
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I feel good cuz I don't feel bad
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I wish you were my first love
'Cause if you were first
Baby there would have been no second, third or fourth love
Woah oh oh oh
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Member Since: 11/30/2008
Posts: 8,146
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Yeah, he love this fat ass, hahaha!
Yeah! This one is for my bitches with a fat ass in the ****ing club
I said, where my fat ass big bitches in the club?
**** the skinny bitches! **** the skinny bitches in the club!
I wanna see all the big fat ass bitches in the mutha****in' club
**** you if you skinny bitches, what?! Kyuh
Haha, haha
I got a big fat ass (ass, ass, ass)
Come on!
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ATRL Contributor
Member Since: 10/8/2011
Posts: 32,133
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Quote:
Originally posted by AnneBoleyn
Why do I keep falling, keep installing ******** in my mind
When waterproof mascara is the key to stop those tell tell signs
My make up is my armor for the dramas that I always fight
Attire is inspired is the other statatements of my life
Rita Ora |
Uneasy is such a bop tho 
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Member Since: 9/9/2012
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"Break my legs, but you won't see me fall"
Jess Glynne - Hold My Hand
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Member Since: 3/15/2013
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If the light is off then it isn't on
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Member Since: 4/4/2014
Posts: 13,402
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Quote:
Originally posted by JoaoP
Yeah, he love this fat ass, hahaha!
Yeah! This one is for my bitches with a fat ass in the ****ing club
I said, where my fat ass big bitches in the club?
**** the skinny bitches! **** the skinny bitches in the club!
I wanna see all the big fat ass bitches in the mutha****in' club
**** you if you skinny bitches, what?! Kyuh
Haha, haha
I got a big fat ass (ass, ass, ass)
Come on!
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Member Since: 1/1/2014
Posts: 43,331
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Quote:
Originally posted by JoaoP
Yeah, he love this fat ass, hahaha!
Yeah! This one is for my bitches with a fat ass in the ****ing club
I said, where my fat ass big bitches in the club?
**** the skinny bitches! **** the skinny bitches in the club!
I wanna see all the big fat ass bitches in the mutha****in' club
**** you if you skinny bitches, what?! Kyuh
Haha, haha
I got a big fat ass (ass, ass, ass)
Come on!
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