I can imagine the Burritos music video:
Rihanna is at Chipotle and she's the cook... Then all of a sudden this hot black man comes in, SCREEN pitch black. Then we see this bitch butt naked with nothing but lettuce covering her goody good.
-cuts to the birthday cake beat-
And there's a traumatic scene where she replicates getting dick slapped in the face by having a burrito slap Her in the face. Meat falls out In slow motion. VERY SEXY AND VERY MEATY
Hollywood here comes this generations James Cameron