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primo.
Member Since: 5/17/2010
Posts: 21,708
Post #61
If Donald Glover was Jesus, coming out the closet and admitting
who you really are
would be the devil.
RihMark
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Post #62
If Taylor Swift was Jesus, no boyfriends to write princess stories about would be the Devil.
Orsay
Member Since: 10/4/2010
Posts: 5,607
Post #63
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Originally posted by
****y On Venus
If Kesha's mother was Jesus, an abortion should have been her guiding light.
If Donald Glover's penis was Jesus, consensual sex would be the Devil.
RihMark
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Post #64
If Nicole Scherzinger was Jesus, Ace would be the Devil.
circus.co
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Post #65
If Blu Cantrell was Jesus, Relevancy would be the Devil
Nait Phoenix
Member Since: 10/18/2010
Posts: 29,224
Post #66
If TRL was Jesus, MTV would be the Devil!
Wait, I think this is actually true.
ChapStick
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Member Since: 9/9/2010
Posts: 9,528
Post #67
If Beyoncé was Jesus, Matthew Knowles would be the devil.
"And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us from evil." Luke 11:2–4
primo.
Member Since: 5/17/2010
Posts: 21,708
Post #68
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Originally posted by
Orsay
If Donald Glover's penis was Jesus, consensual sex would be the Devil.
You wanna go there, sis? Cuz we can go there.
If Kesha's cooch was Jesus, a quick douche would be the devil.
Ale-Alejandro
Member Since: 8/10/2010
Posts: 4,708
Post #69
If Leona Lewis was Jesus... oh wait, she can't on this game.... she is...
If Christina Aguilera was Jesus, Diet + Gym wold be the devil.
If Madonna was Jesus (she is)... wrinkles would be the devil.
Mzd
Member Since: 6/6/2011
Posts: 29,899
Post #70
If The Illuminati were Jesus, Mr Deeds would be the Devil.
ChapStick
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Posts: 9,528
Post #71
If JoJo was Jesus, Blackground would be the devil.
circus.co
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Post #72
If Patti LaBelle was Jesus, Aretha Franklin would be the Devil!
Orsay
Member Since: 10/4/2010
Posts: 5,607
Post #73
Quote:
Originally posted by
****y On Venus
You wanna go there, sis? Cuz we can go there.
If Kesha's cooch was Jesus, a quick douche would be the devil.
I don't even like Ke$ha
And after googling Donald Trump, it pains me to admit that he has a damn nice body, so I'll quit.
If Taylor Swift was Jesus, interesting wardrobes would be the Devil.
ChapStick
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Posts: 9,528
Post #74
If Rihanna was Jesus, Chris Brown would be the devil.
Dancehall
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Posts: 18,931
Post #75
If Britney was Jesus, contact with fans at meet and greets would be the devil.
circus.co
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Post #76
If Demi Lovato was Jesus, Hollywood Record would be the Devil!
#trueshit
RihMark
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Post #77
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Dancehall Queen
If Britney was Jesus, contact with fans at meet and greets would be the devil.
ChapStick
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Posts: 9,528
Post #78
If Lindsay Lohan was Jesus, jail would be the devil.
Orsay
Member Since: 10/4/2010
Posts: 5,607
Post #79
If Laurieanne Gibson was Jesus, the little monsters would be the Devil.
primo.
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Posts: 21,708
Post #80
Quote:
Originally posted by
Orsay
I don't even like Ke$ha
And after googling Donald
Trump
, it pains me to admit that he has a damn nice body, so I'll quit.
If Taylor Swift was Jesus, interesting wardrobes would be the Devil.
You know what...
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