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Sing
Ed Sheeran
We all have eyes, right? And can tell that puppet looks like a cracked out Chris Martin, right? And nothing in the plot makes sense, I have no idea why a karaoke scene is added and I didn't need to see Ed kiss his own puppet. Drunken straight British tradition or not.
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I have eyes
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Loyal
Chris Brown (ft. Lil' Wayne and Tyga)
THe dancing...oh the dancing. And the wardrobe. It's like whoever did the set up for the video hates Chris as much as I do.
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Oh I thought the dancing was like the best aspect of the video. I mean for a hip hop track like this one, it really made the song pop for me. This is probably my only disagreement on the list (I'm a bit biased because when it comes to male artists that can dance, I tend to like them more then other artists)
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Talk Dirty
Jason DeRulo (ft. 2 Chains)
I....I just hate it.
Really, that's it. The dancing is stupid, the plot is nonexistent, I don't ever want to see Jason try to lay down game.
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This was really a video for the Wiggle song not Talk Dirty
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Thinking Out Loud
Ed Sheeran
It makes the list thanks to a camera that lovingly follows a woman's ass as she rolls up Ed's leg. Seriously, did they splurge the budget on the set and dance lessons so they couldn't buy her a dress?
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Aww this only charted because of a clothing disagreement?
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Sun Daze
Florida Georgia Line
No. We don't need your Office Space parody. Or Beats by Dre ad. Or either of you shirtless.
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Now I think you kept this video review rather cute. This song I expected to be in the top 10 of this countdown. I mean the dancing in this video as well
I couldn't even finish the video, how did you even do it!
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Drink To That All Night
Jerrod Niemann
Play this. Look at the stupid visuals. It's like a bad Avicii videos, right? Harmless but dumb as hell.
Then remember this went to #1 on country radio. Then play this again. THIS WAS A #1 SONG THIS YEAR ON COUNTRY RADIO.
Now play the video again and not punch something.
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At least its not like the most played song on country radio but it did do well. Again I hold on to the country bloggers that state that this gimmick of a song was Jerrod Niemann's last attempt to a already moderately successful music career. What really made his releases more interesting is the unnecessary Pitbull remix to this song...
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This Is How We Roll
Florida Georgia Line (ft. Luke Bryan)
Did we really need the "Cruise" sequel this soon?
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Simple, but was expecting more, I guess you didn't feel the need to rehash a possible rant you made for Cruise by just saying "sequel". I get that. I would have loved a bit of an analysis on the song (unless that is coming...probably might be). I mean I really am with Luke for asking why FGL's bikers would go up a tree at the beginning of the video. Like......
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Looking For That Girl
Tim McGraw
Did...did Avicii actually make country music this year? Tim's video are usually harmless but the poor use of stage and blending of the backing shots is on par with "Something Kinda Oooooh!" is laziness.
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Finally someone coming for Tim McGraw, this song is just the pits. The glimmer of hope from this era for me has been Shotgun Rider, much better song and production.
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Dark Horse
Katy Perry (ft. Juicy J)
I'll give them credit for the Memphis setting idea, since Juicy J and all. But SERIOUSLY KATY? THIS WAS THE BEST YOU COULD COME UP WITH? The colors are crap, the makeup and costuming is cheaper than usual the CGI is hysterical and I can't figure out why the hell you dragged a song I sorta like in this direction.
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At least its common knowledge this video has the views because people want to stream the video....
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04
Wiggle
Jason DeRule (ft. Snoop Dogg)
Really Jason? Really? An ice luge down some girl's ass. And poor dancing. And worse cop dancing? And useless Snoop.
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Bottom's Up
Brantley Gilbert
And this is what happens when roids meets Prohibition.
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Am shocked this video even got attention, I thought Small Town Throwdown needed some more love this this song on this countdown
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Birthday
Katy Perry
Oh my hell this is bad. Bad makeup, badly staged incidents, the poor fake animals killed, the poor kids, the poor grandpa experiencing his first hardon in years. bad song. Just bad bad bad.
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Fitting. Darn it Katy!
Kiesza slaying this year! Hideaway at #5 is great! and I really like your top 3 
) though. Flawless and Hideaway definitely deserve their spots.
(and James Franco too. 
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, it's on the sig 